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!! OMG, How Rah Sha Sha: Teabaggers !!


I’m not going to say anything mean about the very festive and patriotic Real Americans known as Teabaggers. Who knows what they’re even talking about? I just <3 <3 <3 their outfits! Not only are they eye-catching, they’re fashion forward. After all, now that Details mag has approved the denim-on-denim look, could full body Stars ‘n Stripes ensembles be far behind!? Fashion designers (aka Fake Americans/foreign devils to those keeping track!) take note!
(The famous and NSFW-ish teabagging scene from Pecker is after the jump.)

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!! OMG gossip: Female pole vaulter is a very sexy man !!

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OMG German pole vaulter Balian Buschbaum is the hottest trannie pole vaulter ever! [dlisted]
Lady GaGa‘s ex-boyfriend/producer is suing her for $30 million [popeater]
James Marsden gets naked in Death at a Funeral remake [oh la la]
OMG X-rated Tiger Woods text messages! [gabby]
Lindsay Lohan banned first from Ungaro, now the country of India? [betty]
OMG soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo in his underwear… again! [kenneth]
Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart get good reviews for their performances in The Runaways [socialite life]
And in other GaGa news, she allegedly asked Boy George to sign her vagina [hollywood rag]
Gay soldier Dan Choi arrested for chaining himself to the White House fence [queerty]
Whitney Houston discusses her upcoming “Nothing But Love” tour [popbytes]
The paparazzi has made it difficult for Miley Cyrus to attend church [amy grindhouse]
Jesse James admits cheating on Sandra Bullock [l.a. rag mag]
OMG Whitney Port buys candy! [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
Jack White collaborates with Jay-Z on a new project [agent bedhead]
OMG don’t feed these fat Japanese monkeys! [2leep]

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!! OMG, we’re Tweeting it: Courtney Love show tonight !!

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Courtney Love and Hole will play their first U.S. show in more than a decade tonight at the SPIN Magazine SXSW party at Stub’s BBQ, and !! omg blog !! has tickets!
We will be live-Tweeting every exciting moment, so make sure to follow us lest you be the last to hear about whatever f*cked up thing Courtney does on stage.
Follow the !! omg blog !! Twitter here and check tonight for our updates.

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!! OMG, Great news: Denim-on-denim is now acceptable !!

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The straight man-gods at Details have spoken and they sayeth really great things! According to them, it is now encouraged that you wear entire outfits made of denim. I don’t have the new issue of the butch style bible yet, but the dandies over at The Awl do, and they’re reporting:

You guys, there are “new rules of denim”! Now (March 18, 2010) “denim-on-denim is acceptable, provided you know what you’re doing….. “The easiest way to approach head-to-toe denim is to go for the chiaroscuro effect. Pair a chambray shirt with clean, inky jeans.”

Chambray? Chiaroscuro? SOUNDS CONFUSING. No matter. I’ve already adopted this sophisticated 2010 look: I’m sitting here typing in an acid washed dungaree jumpsuit, a jaunty denim beret, and paint-spattered bluejean Chucks. Brunch, brunch fashion, baby! (And thanks for the go-ahead, Details!)
[Via The Awl]

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!! OMG, He’s Naked: Marc Jacobs’ Husband !!

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Marc Jacobs is my thinspiration! Before his recent chub-to-Chelsea metamorphosis, the celebrated designer was a sad and dumpy (albeit rich and famous) single sitting in his apartment and crying into his individual pizza every night. Since becoming a skinny and overgroomed monster, however, Mr. Jacobs has managed to catapult himself into the land of the laid, first getting down with notoriously big-penised cutie/hooker Jason Preston (link NSFW!), and now married (or maybe just engaged; it’s hard to tell!) to hot-to-trot Brazilian bombshell Lorenzo Martone.
The moral of the story here is that if you hit the gym and pluck your eyebrows to the point of absurdity, your life will turn out perfect!
Although Jacobs’ new beau isn’t quite as much of an exhibitionist as the former future Mr. Jacobs, Martone does show his lovely butt off in this month’s edition of the appropriately named Butt Magazine. See it after the jump. (NSFW, via The Daily Musto)

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