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!! OMG, the John Edwards sex tape saga continues !!

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Dear Readers,
F*ck you for not sending me the John Edwards sex tape like I asked! After all I’ve done for you over the past few months, I would have expected that at least one loyal reader with access to the tape could have leaked it to me. What good are you anyway?
Well, I’m sorry to say that the crackerjack reporters at The Daily Beast obviously have better sources than I do. Although the tape still hasn’t leaked, they’ve talked to people who have seen it, and are providing the following Nancy Friday version of events for interested parties:

The Daily Beast can now describe the video in detail, based on accounts from multiple people who have viewed it. One source who has a medical background and has worked with pregnant patients says Hunter appears four or five months pregnant based on the swollen state of her belly and nipples. This would would place the tape’s filming somewhere around September or October of 2007, smack in the middle of Edwards campaign for the presidency.
On the video, both participants are naked. Hunter is propped up against the hotel bed headboard, with John Edwards belly-down on the bed between her legs. As Hunter, the campaign’s official videographer, holds the camera, a smiling Edwards performs oral sex. Because of the camera angle, Hunter’s face is not visible, but her distinctive jewelry is. Not only does candidate Edwards know he’s being filmed, one source says, he’s also clowning around and “graphically performing for the camera.”

Well, well, well! There’s nothing I like more than a graphic performance! Unfortunately, until someone mans up and sends me the tape I guess we’ll just have to settle for this totally fake naked picture of Senator Edwards from a few months back. (NSFW)
[The Daily Beast]

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!! OMG, three crazy-ass new music videos that have nothing to do with Lady Gaga !!


Admittedly, a Prison for Bitches dance routine co-sponsored by Wonderbread is pretty hard to top. But that hasn’t stopped other gay/gay-ish bands from releasing weird-ass music videos online this week, all of which feature an array of inventive and eye-catching ideas, from shamanic kabuki sex styling and morphing liquid metal heads to naked butts and knife fights. The best of the bunch is “Dog Days Are Over”, the latest from British singer Florence Welch, a.k.a. Florence and The Machine. The song is f*cking amazing and the video contains the aforementioned shamanic kabuki sex styling.

Second crazy-ass video comes from one-man orchestral pop explosion Owen Pallett, who, incidentally, we just interviewed. It’s for the song “Lewis Takes Off His Shirt” and while watching it, you will start to question the amount of drugs you’ve been taking lately. True its title, the video contains several scenes of unadulterated shirtlessness. There is also pantlessness and underwearlessness. Meaning there is the odd flash of white boy butt cheek (NSFW?). But who’s butt cheek is it?

Finally, the video for “O.N.E.” by Brooklyn band Yeasayer. Speaking of nudity, their last video had all kinds of it. Unfortunately everyone keeps their clothes on in this one. What’s going on in this video is anyone’s guess, but basically just imagine what would happen if the evil T-1000 from Terminator 2: Judgment Day crashed club scene from Strange Days. A Cameron-Bigelow mash-up vid! How timely!

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!! OMG, Amy Sedaris is after Martha Stewart’s job !!

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I hate posting video that I can’t embed, but Amy Sedaris on Martha Stewart today is too great to miss. Amy tells Martha about her upcoming book of “crafts for poor people,” how to make a “hobo fire,” and how to make a panty holder out of a toilet paper roll. I’m sure that last one will come in handy for the many OMG Blog readers whose panties are always getting all bunched up.
Click over to the stingy video-hoarders at Jezebel to watch…

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!! OMG, download the new Ray Mang track featuring Lady Miss Kier !!

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What better way to start the weekend than with Ray Mang‘s clubby cover of George Clinton’s anti-war funk jam “Bullet Proof”? We posted about it a while back, but now we have the radio edit of the track for your downloading pleasure. Who is Ray Mang? He is the party time alter ego of writer/producer Raj Gupta. Fans of fabulous female vocalists should note that this song features a rousing performance by former Deee-Lite front woman Lady Miss Kier.
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FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: “Bullet Proof” by Ray Mang (featuring Lady Miss Kier)

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