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!! OMG, Guinea Pig Costumes !!

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Great news for Guinea Pigs! You no longer need to be jealous of your dog and cat friends and their fancy costumes: a plethora of fancy-dress frocks are now available for even the teensiest pets!
Feel like being a superhero? Masquerading as a ladybug or bumble bee? Or perhaps you’re looking for a virginal white bridal gown for your special day! Now it’s all possible!
(LA Weekly via Jezebel)

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!! OMG, He’s Naked: Another Reality TV Star You’ve Never Heard Of !!

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Okay, let’s go through this one really slow. Stick with me cause there’s penis at the end of this boring rainbow:
There is a person named Cindy Margolis. She is an older blond lady who inexplicably holds the “world record” for being the “most downloaded woman on the internet.” This is really baffling because she’s kind of gross but I think it either has something to do with the fact that she goes on Howard Stern sometimes or the fact that straight men are dazzled and confused by blond hair and big boobs. Or maybe the record is just from the olden days when you actually had to download pictures and put them on floppy discs? I don’t know!
Anyway, the point is that there is a person and her name is Cindy Margolis. The cable backwater known as the Fox Reality Network is giving her a Bachelorette-type reality show called Seducing Cindy. Because why not!
Got it so far? Good. Okay, so one of the contestants on Seducing Cindy is really hot. He is a “model” named Leighton Stultz. Annnnnnd he posed for Playgirl. YAY. After the jump see Leighton’s penis and rejoice. Aren’t you glad you read all this crap now?
Oh, NSFW. Via Tabloid Prodigy.

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!! OMG, He’s Gay: Anti-Gay State Politician Roy Ashburn !!

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Who would ever dream that an anti-gay state senator would turn out to be a drunk and corpulent homosexual?
Oh actually everyone would guess that! Because it seems to be what happens every time!

SACRAMENTO (CBS13) ― Sources tell CBS13 a state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving Faces, a gay nightclub in midtown Sacramento, early Wednesday morning.
The California Highway Patrol pulled over Senator Roy Ashburn at 2:00 a.m. Wednesday after an officer noticed a black Chevy Tahoe swerving at 13th and L Streets.
Ashburn, a father of four, is a Republican Senator representing parts of Kern, Tulare and San Bernardino Counties with a history of opposing gay rights
When the officer stopped the state-issued vehicle, the driver identified himself as Senator Ashburn. He was arrested without incident and charged with two misdemeanors: driving under the influence and driving with a blood alcohol level higher than .08% or higher.

(CBS 13 via The Awl)

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!! OMG, new Goldfrapp video: “Rocket” !!

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Pop duo Goldfrapp have released a fun music video to accompany their synth-y new single “Rocket”. The concept retains the desert motif, black eyeliner and omnipotent vibe of the single sleeve, but adds a suggestive BDSM-gone-awry back story into the mix. And of course, there are plenty of gratuitous shots of a long, narrow rocket with a purple tip on the end. Watch it here.

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