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!! OMG, how decadent: Oprah Winfrey’s Chocolate Set !!

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Well, shit. When you’re Oprah you get to do whatever the f*ck you want. Cause you’re Oprah! “Build me an entire set out of chocolate!” Oprah said. And someone built her an entire set out of Godiva chocolate. No f*cking kidding.
I kind of want to know where she’s supposed to sit without getting chocolate on her ass, but she probably worked that out. Maybe she just picked out a pair of pants she doesn’t much care about. You’ve seen O’s closet, right? (It is the shit.)
Another item of curiosity: what is she going to talk about on the show? Or will she just spend the whole hour eating the set?
(Oprah Blog via Videogum)

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!! OMG gossip: Jessica Simpson gets groped !!

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Who is the man grabbing Jessica Simpson‘s boob in public? [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
Adam Lambert made out with a girl the other night. Guess who? [towleroad]
The Dalai Lama has put in his two cents about Tiger Woods [gabby]
B-52s frontman Fred Schneider has a new rock project [popeater]
Everything personal you ever wanted to know about Jude Law [betty]
Jennifer Lopez is looking for a new record label… She better throw on those Louboutins [dlisted]
OMG Olympic Village kinkiness! [gawker]
Janet will be the fifth Jackson on the Jackson 5 Tour [socialite life]
Ryan Phillippe was cheating on girlfriend Abby Cornish and now no longer has a girlfriend [l.a. rag mag]
The Jonas Brothers touch balls [celeb jihad]
OMG shirtless bros hanging out! [oh la la]
Pamela Anderson or trannie? You decide. [kenneth]
OMG incredible Lego artworks! [2leep]
This is reason number one not to slap a cop in Romania [uncoached]

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!! OMG, They’re Naked: Manu Bennett and the Gladiators of Spartacus: Blood and Sand !!

Okay, it’s official. SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND is the show we’ve been waiting for. These men never put clothes on! If you’re not watching this shit I banish you from OMG Blog!
Stills from this weeks episode are after the jump. I think you’ll likey. NSFW!

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!! OMG, He’s a video star: Jake Gyllenhaal !!


Have you seen the new Vampire Weekend video, in which my boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal makes a sexy tennis-playing guest appearance?
If so, do you think he’s getting a little fat in the caboose?
WELL F*CK YOU, I THINK HE STILL LOOKS GREAT.
(via The Awl)

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