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!! OMG, Victoria’s Secret Headshots !!

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Before she was Posh, Victoria Beckham was just another kinda homely girl in a denim skirt and too much make-up dreaming of being on the cover of Sassy Magazine. More of Mrs. Beckham’s early “model” photos after the jump.
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!! OMG, a Q&A with Joan Rivers !!

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Joan Rivers may be as old as my grandma (and, like my grandma, is apparently a Republican!) but unlike Grandmother Bmad, she hates just about everyone and calls people “cunt” in public. Refreshing!

I went to see her show at the Laurie Beechman Theater on Wednesday for an act that was was decidedly ungrandmotherly. She had a bunch of jokes scribbled indecipherably on cue cards at her feet but seemed to ignore them in favor of riffing extemperaneously on topics ranging from the World Trade Center families (“I’d sacrifice a family member for $5 million! Next Thanksgiving just look around the table!”), Anne Frank (“She’s a good friend. I met her when I flew Lufthansa and she fell out of the overhead compartment!”) and poors. (“I hate poor people! Any poor people in the audience get the f*ck out!”) Oh, also she said she hates Haitians, which I had to give her credit for cause who the f*ck says that?
One might argue that Anne Frank jokes are a little zzzs in the year 2010, but when it comes to someone like Joan Rivers isn’t that kind of the point? This is one of the few working comedians who actually remembers Hitler, so I give her a pass to make jokes about him. And I LOLed at them!

Joan’s had a big year: she was the winner of Celebrity Apprentice last year, she’s made a triumphant return to E!’s Fashion Police— which will air again this Sunday for the SAG awards– and she and daughter/sidekick Melissa have a new reality show called Mother Knows Best, coming in March on the WE network.

She was nice enough to talk to me a few weeks ago on the topics of women in comedy, Jay Leno, the Oscars, and whatever else. Read the full Q&A after the jump.

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!! OMG, He’s Naked: Jesus Luz !!

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Heeeyyyy, so Dlisted found an outtake from Madonna’s W Magazine photoshoot from a few months ago, and what do you know!? In this one you can get a glimpse of boytoy Jesus Luz’s thing, which of course is as smooth as the baby Jesus’s bare behind. (I swear to God, does any straight man have pubes anymore?)
Check out the pics after the jump… just cover the part of the screen where Madonna appears, cause the sight of her bonerkilling glare is enough to make your penis invert itself! NSFW! Thanks to de Cosmos for the tip.

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!! OMG, Marina And The Diamonds’ ‘Hollywood’ gets remixed !!

The latest precocious pop star to emerge from the United Kingdom is 24-year-old Marina Diamandis, a husky-voiced singer-songwriter who will release her debut album Family Jewels under the moniker Marina and The Diamonds (“The Diamonds” actually does not refer to her backing band, but rather you, the fans) in late February. This year is already off to a promising start for Marina: the BBC listed her as number two on its tastemaking ‘Sound of 2010’ list and her new single “Hollywood”, about her obsession with the all-American way of life, comes out on February 1.
We have two remixes of “Hollywood” for you to check out: a deeply gay house remix by DFA Records recording artist The Juan MacLean and a bounce-y new wave reworking by someone called ‘Monarchy Gliese’. Marina has just released a video for the acoustic version of the song, which is also very nice.
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FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: “Hollywood (Juan MacLean Remix)” by Marina And The Diamonds
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FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: “Hollywood (Monarchy Gliese Remix)” by Marina And The Diamonds
Marina and the Diamonds will tour the UK in February and the United States in March. Dates after the jump.

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