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!! OMG, How Discriminatory: Booty Pop Panties !!


Notice that the folks at Booty Pop Panties only seem to care about ladies’ butts! Well I know a few OMG readers/editors who would jump at some of these booty-enhancing undies if they came in a butch boxer-brief rather than dainty friller. Like, um, me. But even I have my limits– meaning I am not going to wear “panties” no matter what wonders they might do for my ass.
Oh well. Frank, does OMG Blog’s group health plan cover butt implants?

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!! OMG, David Beckham Victimized in Italy !!


Those wacky Italians– always running around acting like they’re starring in their own private Fellini movies! The Telegraph brings us the disturbing news that Soccer Spice David Beckham was recently assaulted in Milan by a decidedly un-Posh TV reporter:

Beckham “The stunt was a ‘test’ to see whether the football star measured up to his photo in Armani billboards, in which he shows off his impressive physique in a pair of tight-fitting underpants. He has since been replaced in the Armani campaign by Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Beckham looked shocked and immediately backed away after being touched by the blonde-haired TV reporter, a star of the satirical show Le Iene (The Hyenas). As security guards closed ranks around the 34-year-old midfielder, Miss Di Cioccio was chased down the street yelling ‘E piccolo, Beckham’ (‘Beckham is small’), while being filmed by the show’s cameraman. Beckham climbed into a black car but she ran around to the driver’s seat in which he was sitting, shouting: ‘You’ve taken us for a ride! How could you? David!'”

Before you yell at me in the comments, let me express my sincere outrage at this disgusting incident. As Tammy Akbar would say: IT WASN’T NOT FUNNY.
[The Telegraph via Towleroad]

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!! OMG, I’m Pandoran! !!

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Hey, are you running out of blue face paint, hair extensions and glitter-makeup but still long for Na’vi realness? If so, check out this handy Avatarizer, brought to you inexplicably by Irish McDonald’s. That’s me up there making this hissy pandoraface!
(PS, the people at Flavorwire have nicely Avatarized some celebrities, including the Olsen twins, who really look basically the same…)

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!! OMG He’s Naked? Top Chef’s Stefan !!

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I just got this from a tipster who claims it is Stefan from Top Chef of a few seasons ago. (Two? All those chefs blur together for me these days.) Anyway, I am not totally convinced it’s him, cause one, this guy seems a little hotter than Stefan was and two, whatever is in that can he is holding does not appear to be a top quality beverage of chefly caliber. Anyway, decide for yourself after the jump. AND YES THERE IS D. NSFW.
(Thanks to Clinton for the tip)

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