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!! OMG, how petulant: Roomba Cat !!


Oh, sure, it’s funny when they start riding Roombas and slapping dogs. It won’t be so funny when cats figure out how to drive tanks and use guns. They may be “cute” but I think it’s obvious from this video that cats are not a species to be trifled with.

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!! OMG, Talk to the Moose! !!


This video needs more screaming! And I think it’s a stretch to call it a “parody” when it’s really just a faithful recreation of the original Gap commercial. Well, whatever, cause I loled.
Pedantry aside, my main question is how all these grown men fit into what appear to be little girl’s clothes from Gap Kids. Answers? Answers?

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!! OMG, he’s naked: Nikki Sixx !!

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So I’m out for Christmasy drinks last night and someone comes up to me at the bar and is like, “You’re doing a great job on OMG Blog, but could you please post more full frontals?” And that is when I went wild homo.
I am going to share with you a secret that you might not have considered: celebrities don’t show their dicks every day! Short of following Hugh Jackman into the bathroom and snapping his picture at the urinal, there is little I can do to procure pictures of Mr. Jackman’s D if such pictures don’t exist. I do my best to scour this here internet for the best specimens of nude celebrity manhood and post them for your viewing enjoyment: if a celebrity shows his penis, I guaranf*ckingtee you that I will find it and have it up here in no time cause unfortunately that’s what I pray for all day.
More often than not, however, celebrities guard their privates with infuriating zeal. So sometimes you will just have to settle for butts, okay? Also, guess what? Some people like butts! Including me!
After the jump is Motley Crue’s Nikki Sixx and his big exposed thing, so enjoy. Not sure what the origin of the pictures is, but they seem to be from when he was still young and hot. NSFW.
(Thanks CB)

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!! OMG, Beware the Intern !!

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Magazine interns are wily bitches! Mistreat them at your own peril!

Outrage at Grazia magazine after an intern who was sent out regularly to buy skinny lattes for the beauty desk announced at the end of her stint on the mag that she had in fact been buying them all full-fat ones. Cue much spluttering from the staff and a mass rush to the nearest set of weighing scales.

(Media Monkey via Gawker)

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!! OMG, Cute Band Alert! !!

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I’m a sucker for a boy with a guitar (bonus points for dirty boys w/ guitars!) so you would think I’d be all over this list of the “cutest boys in the music scene.” Too bad I haven’t heard of any of them, or the bands they’re in either. Also several of them look too young to vote drive ride the Cyclone! Perhaps this means that I’m getting old. But maybe they’re all totally famous to you guys? I don’t know! Tell me!
Pictured above is someone named “Matt” from something called “Ducktails.” I mean, at least he looks old enough to shave.
(Nashville’s Dead via The Awl.)

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