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!! OMG, his butt: Avatar’s Sam Worthington !!

avatarpic11.jpgdeeply stupid, it did indeed completely blow my f*cking mind. It is totally going to be the most retarded movie ever to win Best Picture, and it completely deserves that honor. Despite some of the worst dialogue you ever heard and a nonsense-story strung sloppily together from a potpurri of every racist/colonialist cliché in existence, it was still the most amazing movie I ever saw.
Being a total workaholic I obvs spent a good portion of the movie wondering if its Australian star Sam Worthington had ever appeared “in the nude.” I mean, he was kind of nude in Avatar but not really cause he was (often) a big blue cartoon, and also his buttcrack was concealed with a tail. Let’s not even talk about the magical loincloth that always stayed mysteriously in place. Who knows if big blue cartoons even have D’s anyway?
The point is that I rushed home and scoured the internet for naked pictures of the hunky Mr. Worthington out of his Avatar guise. And that, dear readers, is how I wound up in the quandary that I’m in.
On one hand, Avatar is the number one movie in the universe right now, and I feel that it’s my solemn duty as your host here at OMG Blog to deliver you with nudie pictures of its star. On the other hand, these pictures are not that great, you only see his butt, and I know that if I post them, everyone is just going to complain complain complain. So do I post them for the people who would like to see them and face the harsh criticism I’m sure to receive? Or should I hold them back and wait for the glorious day when I have a hi-qual picture of his (ostensibly) giant Australian schlong?
Well. I am a man of courage and conviction! Sam Worthington’s blurry, underlit butt is after the jump. SAY WHAT YOU WANNA.
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!! OMG, Grandpa Ruins Christmas! !!

Oh, by the way, how was your Christmas? I hope you got everything your heart desired! How was my Christmas, you ask? A lot like this video!

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!! OMG, How Festive: Bergdorf Goodman Christmas Windows !!

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Most of the time I hate rich people– because I’m poor and jealous and it seems like they are always trying to steal what little money I have. But you have to admit that the rich are good for some things sometimes. For instance, if we didn’t have rich people in the world, there would be no one to shop at Bergdorf Goodman. And if we didn’t have Bergdorf Goodman, we wouldn’t have these amazing Christmas window displays starring the cast of Fantastic Mr. Fox. (More after the jump.)

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