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!! OMG, her new look: Sandra Bullock !!


Sandra Bullock recently paid a visit to Lopez Tonight to promote that piece of Republican propaganda masquerading as a movie that is currently in theaters.
But that’s okay, because she got a Chola make-over from Chola Girl (of the infamous make-up tutorial)! This might be my favorite Sandra Bullock performance ever!
One quotable quote from Chola Girl about Sandra’s eyebrows pre- and post-makeover:

Before, they were like, whispering “coward.” Now they’re screaming “bitch.”

Watch Sandra do the “bitch test”! This almost makes up for that terrible movie. (Thanks to Tommy for the tip!)

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!! OMG, He’s Basically Naked: Grady Sizemore !!

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While baseball players are generally known for being the piggiest and most out-of-shape of all professional sportsmen, a somewhat hot baseball player does occasionally come along. One of those players is Grady Sizemore, Major League Baseball’s sexiest muscletwink.
Happily for us, he’s also totally vain and loves taking naked pictures of himself and posting them on the internet! While he’s careful to cover up his junk in the photos you’re about to see, he can’t help but reveal a glimpse of scrotum. All in all, I think you will find that they are about as Not Safe For Work as your average ManHunt profile. I’d steal Grady’s base any day!
Thank you to sportsfan Johnny for being on top of this story.

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!! OMG, He’s So Unusual: 5 Things You Didn’t Know about Jesus Luz! !!

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Despite what you might think, Madonna’s new special friend– 22-year-old model Jesus Luz– is no floozy boy-toy! The New York Times ran a long and fascinating profile of the Brazilian beauty this weekend, and it turns out he’s more than just a pretty face. He is also a celebrity DJ! Well, well, well!
A few facts you might be interested to know about Mr. Luz:

  1. He defies expectations! His name is pronounced “Zhay-ZOOSE. Loose.”
  2. He’s friendly! Jesus has recently become BFF’s with Marc Jacobs’s boyfriend. Celebrity boyfriend club!
  3. He’s frugal! Madonna allegedly does not pay him an allowance
  4. He’s spiritual! Despite his young age. Even before he met Her Madgeness, Mr. Luz was already a devoted practitioner of both yoga and kabbalah.
  5. He’s artistic! In addition to being a DJ, he’s even written a few of his own songs, entitled “Sweet Mystery” and “We Come From the Light”

If you’re not satisfied with my five carefully chosen factoids, learn everything you ever wanted to learn about Jesus Luz in Allen Salken’s LOL article at the Times.

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