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!! OMG, He’s a Porn Star: Chef Academy’s Emmanuel DelCour !!

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Have you been watching this show Chef Academy? Me neither! Those cooking shows just make me hungry, and I never have any food in the fridge. But I may have to start watching now, because it turns out that one of the contestants– one Mr. Emmanuel DelCour– is actually a former (straight) porn star known as “Jean Val Jean.” Well well well! How many porn stars do you know who are named after characters in classic 19th-century novels?!
Oh, who cares about dumb old Victor Hugo! If you’re curious about what Mr. Del Cour has cooking “down there,” head over to DudeTube. It is definitely, definitely not safe for work. And by the way… if you’re going to be all complainy about the indignity of having to look at a lady’s private parts in order to see Mr. Val Jean’s penis, then don’t click. I couldn’t find any solo shots!
(DudeTube)

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!! OMG, Before She Was Famous: Lady Gaga !!


Lady Gaga’s always talking about how she got her start as the “queen of New York’s gay underground.” It’s all very Bette Midler/Madonna but, oh wait– I guess Lady Gaga’s version of the New York gay underground scene is actually the NYU talent show!
Not exactly Danceteria, but I guess in the end there is actually barely any difference.

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!! OMG, How Unsportsladylike: The New Mexico Lobos !!


Poor Mormons! First their businesses are boycotted by nasty gays, and now their soccer-playing daughters are getting attacked on the field by violent Gentile witches!
Watch here as New Mexican Lobo Elizabeth Lampert punches, kicks, and ponytail-pulls her team’s way to utter defeat against the virginal young flowers of BYU.
(Thanks to Johnny for the tip)

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