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!! OMG gossip: Martha puts Rachael in her place !!

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Martha Stewart disses Rachael Ray in that special WASPy way that only she can. Oh Martha, I love you. [dlisted]
Gerard Butler recreates Michael Jackson‘s “baby dangle” at a hotel. Eek. [popeater]
We’ve never been happier to be wrong. Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive for 2009. Thank goodness. [l.a. rag]
Miley Cyrus does not approve of Twilight [allie]
Ciara has a blue Lamborghini [hollywood rag]
Luke Smalley photographs the story of sexy boys in prison getting homoerotic in “Sunday Drive” [oh la la]
Robert Pattinson felt “goofy” stripping for hundeds of people [betty]
OMG Texas bans all marriage! [joe]
Is it Mary Kate Olsen or E.T. in drag? [yeeeah]
Teen idol generations collide: Zac Efron and Claire Danes are in a movie together [socialite life]
True Blood‘s Godric, Allan Hyde, posts his photo on Guys With iPhones [towleroad]
OMG man beats woman with cheesesteak sandwich! [tabloid prodigy]
Brittany Murphy likes open mouth kisses in public [gone hollywood]
OMG railroad conductor kitten! [urlesque]

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!! OMG, Connect the Dots: Missed connections that aren’t !!

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I know this is not exactly news but it is something that has been bothering me for a really long time, so just indulge my pet peeve.
If you have had a part of someone’s body inside a part of your body, it does not count as a missed connection! What, did getting a name just feel too intimate in the moment?
(Craigslist)

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!! OMG, How Useful: Banana-peeling the Monkey Way !!


There are no actual monkeys in this video ( 🙁 ) but I am bringing it to you because I never knew you could peel a banana this way and it seems so much more efficient. Keep in mind that I don’t actually like bananas, so maybe everyone else already knew this. But if that’s the case, why don’t I ever see anyone doing it this way, when it’s clearly better?

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!! OMG, She’s Transracial !!


This Is She is back, and this time she’s more out-of-control than ever, playing transgender, transracial activist Ashaka Cohen. Should I be offended? Maybe! Do I care? Certainly not!

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