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!! OMG, Carrie Prejean Masturbates For Jesus !!

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Every time I turn around, Mean Queen Carrie Prejean is doing something to make me love her against my better judgment. You probably heard last week about her sex tape, but this week it has been revealed that there are actually EIGHT of them. That’s right– America’s number one crusader against Opposite Marriage may hate the gays who do her hair and help her glue her bathing suit to her ass, but she has no problem with displaying her most intimate moments with her own cooter for all the world– in eight separate tapes. How fabulous!
But wait just a moment here: Carrie may not be the scarlet woman people are making her out to be. If we look to her courageous autobiography we can see that Queen Prejean– a noted theologian in addition to pageantess and demagogue– has a sound religious basis for her on-camera antics, arguing that “God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God.”
Who could disagree?
(Radar)

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!! OMG, How Cold-hearted: Dear Abby !!

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The story of Dear Abby has always been a sick and twisted one– full of drama, corruption and family betrayal. Now things are getting crazier: Jeanne Phillips, the current Dear Abby, is apparently cheating her mother, the original Dear Abby, out of her well-earned advice riches. This is the biggest scandal since Brooke Astor had to sleep on that pee couch! According to the NY Post:

The Alzheimer’s-afflicted creator of “Dear Abby” is being cheated out of hundreds of thousands of dollars by her daughter, her son says.

Pauline Phillips, 91, turned her celebrated advice column over to her daughter, Jeanne, in 1995, when the disease was detected.

Jeanne’s company agreed to pay Pauline Phillips — a k a Abigail Van Buren — a $350,000-a-year salary for the rest of her life, said Edward Phillips, Pauline’s son.

After paying for 10 years, the company “suddenly and inexplicably” stopped, Edward said.

He claims in Los Angeles Superior Court that Jeanne’s company now owes $700,000 in payments.

Advice-givers, advise thyselves! If only Ann Landers wasn’t dead I’m sure she could come up with a solution to this problem.
(NY Post)

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!! OMG, he’s naked: Justin Long !!

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If you ever wanted to see that smarmy, self-assured/annoying guy from the Apple commercials without his pants on, here is your chance! Justin Long has apparently acted in projects with lines other than “I’m a Mac,” including the film Taking Chances where he stands half-naked with his hands over his bits in a body of water.
See the NSFW stills and video clip after the jump.

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!! OMG gossip: Man strips for Jonas Brothers !!

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Crazy male Jonas Brothers fan jumps onstage, starts undressing at their concert in Madrid. [dlisted]
Carrie Prejean actually made 8 sex tapes, 30 nude photos. Does this constitute a career? [superficial]
OMG vote for your favorite Adam Lambert make-up look! [l.a. rag mag]
Get your $20 Britney Spears tickets while they’re hot! [socialite life]
The Black Eyed Peas get funny on SNL [popeater]
Lady GaGa will perform on Gossip Girl this week. Here is a sneak peek. [amy grindhouse]
OMG Daniel Radcliffe smokes pot! [yeeeah]
Visit Jim Carrey‘s new website at the risk of losing your mind [urlesque]
OMG new video for Rihanna‘s “Russian Roulette”! She’s in a cage. [bwe]
Josh Duhamel‘s stripper hook-up tries to apologize to Fergie [betty]
Sarah Palin says she would invite Levi Johnston and his hockey stick to Thanksgiving [celebitchy]
OMG Prince Harry gay kiss! [towleroad]
Gay porn star Aiden Shaw has a goth punk past! [the sword, NSFW]
OMG leaked Sex and the City 2 script! [SPOILER ALERT, tabloid prodigy]
Madonna visits Rio to raise money for Africa [oh la la]
Ben & Jerry’s makes Hubby Hubby ice cream, but only in Vermont [gayest ever]

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