I just want to say that I knew this from the very beginning. There has never been a doubt in my mind that pop princess Britney Spears was actually in league with the Prince of Darkness, Satan himself. Everyone scoffed! But it turns out I was right all along: Ms. Spears is finally coming clean, revealing her true Satanic allegiances via her Twitter account. All this time we thought her music was just a bit of saucy fun. But in fact, if you listen to “Lucky” backwards, you will hear Britney performing an ancient ritual chant meant to invoke the aspect of the demon.
Wait, what’s that you say? Her Twitter account was hacked? SURE. That’s what the devil WANTS you to believe…