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!! OMG, He’s Persian: Jake Gyllenhaal !!


Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time in HD

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So are you super-excited for the Prince of Persia Movie? I’m sure it will be great– after all, movies based on video games always turn out awesome, right?
My favorite thing about this one is that the Prince of Persia himself is going to be played by total whitey Jake Gyllenhaal. I know he has brown hair guys, but that’s not the same as being Persian! No wonder everyone hates
America so much! Next thing you know, they’ll make a movie called The African Queen starring some old white lady from Connecticut. (Oh. Wait.)
Also notice that all the Persians in this movie speak English with a British accent. Because British Accent is the international language of foreign people!
Of course I will see Prince of Persia basically no matter what cause 1) I cannot resist Jake’s big puppy eyes and 2) I am a big geek. But you must admit that it looks very stupid! Okay, but maybe kind of cool too.
(Via Videogum)

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!! OMG, They Take Their Speedos Off: Surf Camp !!

Surf Camp is a television show in Australia that is supposedly about gays learning how to surf, but they never actually seem to so much as pick up the goddamn surfboard! That’s because the show is actually just about sexy guys frolicking in wet Speedos. Sometimes they frolic naked. See the saucy and semi-NSFW outtake reel after the jump.

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!! OMG, Dolly Parton sings at 78 speed !!


Watch Dolly Parton perform a gorgeous four-part vocal acoustic version of her song “Do I Ever Cross Your Mind” (one of my favorites) and then do it again Alvin & the Chipmunks style. Her guitar picking is awesome! If you know where this clip is from, please leave it in comments.

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!! OMG gossip: Kelly Clarkson wins !!

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Favorite celebrity Halloween costume: Kelly Clarkson as Stewie Griffin from The Family Guy [bwe]
Maine readers please volunteer tomorrow to make sure same-sex marriage remains legal in the state [joe]
Eric Bana wants “one big nude day” [popeater]
OMG will be a papercut be the end of Bella in Twilight: New Moon? [betty]
Precious has arrived in Hollywood, and the Oscar buzz has already started [socialite life]
Blogger Eliot Glazer tattooed Bea Arthur on his arm [urlesque]
OMG fashion=death [jezebel]
Monsterpiece Theatre takes us to the mysterious town of Twin Beaks [bad day]
Man photographed naked standing on a building ledge after fleeing his lover’s angry husband [tabloid prodigy]
What did Elton John eat that made him so sick? [l.a. rag mag]
Unbelievable anti-transgender ads are airing in Kalamazoo, Michigan [towleroad]
OMG vampires in Los Angeles! [oh la la]
Mel Gibson is spreading his seed some more [dlisted]
Jessica Simpson calls Melrose Place “crap” [litely salted]
OMG delicious Thanksgiving burger [kenneth]
OMG the largest gathering of people in gorilla suits [uncoached]

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