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Fierceness can be fraudulent, according to the Daily News. Not to mention lucrative!

He may be the ultimate mama’s boy.

A Brooklyn man is accused of donning a wig, nail polish and dresses to impersonate his dead mom and collect $115,000 in Social Security and rent subsidies.

For six years, Thomas Prusik-Parkin hoodwinked a stunning array of government agencies with his elaborate charade – using a cane, heavy makeup, fake ID and a phony “nephew,” law enforcement sources said.

The 49-year-old was busted late Monday and will be arraigned today on grand larceny, forgery and conspiracy charges linked to a deed and mortgage fraud scheme.

That’s Mr. Prusik-Parkin on the left. Best drag queen ever? Check out the whole LOL story.
(Thanks to Nikolai for the tip.)

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!! OMG, Get the Look: Kim Zolciak !!


First she had her line of wigs. Then she became a pop-singing sensation. Now Kim Zolciak, the good-natured but oblivious black sheep of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, is hawking her own Kim Z. Halloween costumes, complete with a hands-free champagne glass and a wig that looks like five-hundred My Little Ponies died in its creation. All for the low price of only $67,000.50. Call now before Big Poppa buys them all up!
From the Style Network’s THE DISH. Check out more of their videos here.
(And, P.S., I’m not trying to be mean, but does Kim’s delivery style make it seem like maybe they put peanut butter on the roof of her mouth to make her talk, the way they supposedly used to do with Mr. Ed?)

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!! OMG, New Lady Gaga Single: Bad Romance !!


Based on last week’s National Equality March, there’s only one thing that gays love more than big D’s, marriage, and equal rights: LADY GAGA. All I can say is it’s a good thing she’s on our side, because the gays at the march would probably elect James Dobson president if Our Lady Gaga asked them to.
Here I give you Bad Romance, which is the first new single off of the re-release of THE FAME. The reissue, which has been retitled THE FAME: MONSTER and features eight totally new songs, is due out at the end of November, but you can get Bad Romance on iTunes tomorrow. I guess there’s only one way to sum the song up: Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah, rah-ma-ma, ga-ga-ga oh la la!

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!! OMG, J’Accuse: Bobby Brown Spills the Lez-beans !!


Bobby Brown already tried to take away her dignity once, by turning her into a dancing crackhead with a reality show. Now he’s attempting to do it again, in a new book insinuating that ex-wife Whitney Houston’s greatest love of all might be for the hole rather than the pole!
Rumors have circulated for years that Ms. Whitney is strictly lickly, but now Brown seems to be confirming the gossip– or at least fueling it– in his memoir, Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But…, due out next month. In the book, he writes that his marriage to the star

“was doomed from the very beginning… I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.”

“The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. Since she was the American Sweetheart and all, that didn’t go too well with her image . . . In Whitney’s situation, the only solution was to get married and have kids. That would kill all speculation, whether it was true or not.”

Of course, Whitney isn’t the only person in the Brown-Houston relationship who was rumored to be somewhat freaky-deaky. (It takes two to organize a fake marriage, after all.) No word yet on whether the memoir will confront whispers of Brown’s own possible gaiety.
(Page Six via HitDanBack)

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