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!! OMG, How Fetus-loving: CUPCAKES !!

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Who knew that every time you eat a cupcake you are actually murdering a doctor who performs abortions!? Well good for you! Conversely, every time you eat a muffin or a WICKED NEW YORK BAGEL you might as well be vacuuming a cute little fetus from some lady’s promiscuous and unsuspecting womb!
Sunday might be National Coming Out Day, but what you might not know is that Jesus himself has proclaimed today, October 9th, NATIONAL PRO-LIFE CUPCAKE DAY! That’s right! According to the Pro-Life Cupcake Campaign, this is the day that the Lord has made to shame babykillers with baked treats!
According to the P-LCC’s website:

Cupcakes were designed for children’s birthday parties. We love Children and we love birthdays. We think this would be a good way to tell people that we think that every child should be allowed to have a birthday.

Bring in a tray of cupcakes for any group of people and you will find that they will flock to get them. As soon as they take a bite they will probably ask, “Who’s birthday is it?”

Then you answer. “It’s no ones birthday. These cupcakes represent the 50,000,000 children who weren’t allowed to be born, who never had a birthday.” The cake in their mouth will become dry and the moment will hopefully become quite somber. Then you say, “If you and I were aborted we wouldn’t have a birthday party either.”

The idea behind www.CupCakesForlife.com is to spread the terrible truth about the assault on the unborn in a thoughtful, unique, and kind way.

So fire up your oven, get out your mixmaster and bust open a pack of Duncan Hines. (Betty Crocker is not encouraged because she is clearly a complete liberal slut!) Don’t do it for your appetite– do it for Baby Tanya!
(Yeah, the whole site is actually just some babyhater’s idea of a sick cupcake joke, but who cares!)
Via Jezebel

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!! OMG, she’s horny: Meredith Vieira !!


I knew there was a reason I loved Meredith Vieira. (Confession: I love every member of The View, including Elizabeth Hasselback and even poor fired Debbie Matenopolous!) But Meredith will always hold a special place in my heart as the most MILFY lady of the roundtable. (Sorry Joy!)
Of course, Ms. Vieira has now abandoned her sisters in Hot Topics and moved on on to the greener pastures of the Today Show. But what many forget is that she is also the mostessy hostess of the low-rent, syndicated and Reegeless version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. Apparently it’s watched by so few people that she’s allowed to be as f*cking insane as she wants. (Confession: I watch it all the time.)
In this episode Meredith practically gets pregnant just from looking at this studly military triviamaster, and starts basically begging him for sex, telling him “I’m just an old horny lady!” and later, “Putting a wet finger in someone’s what? Anywhere you wanna put it, okay Max?” I am offended! Call the FCC! Actually, no. Who can blame her? Don’t we all love a man in a uniform? (I also love a man like a unicorn but we’ll talk about that another time.)
Via Hit Dan Back

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!! OMG, She’s Posing Naked: Marge Simpson !!

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TMZ has posted Marge Simpson’s Playboy Cover (I heard that the somewhat hotter Mrs. Krabappel demanded too much money) and while Gabe at VideoGum asks “Can we be done with the Simpsons now?” I think the more obvious question is “Why do they still have Playboy again?”
Not that I’m rooting for the death of yet another historic and groundbreaking magazine, but, uh, seriously, why is Playboy around again? Does it just exist for the purpose of existing so that bunny-logo merchandise can have a reason to be manufactured and sold to sluts and idiots? Or is there an actual reason to read the actual magazine? (Besides seeing Marge Simpson’s cooch, which of course I’m excited for.)
If there are any straight fellows who read this blog, please enlighten me!

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!! OMG, he’s naked: Charlie Hunnam !!

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Remember when Charlie Hunnam was just a fresh-faced schoolboy getting buggered by an older man on the British and actually good version of Queer as Folk? How could anyone forget?
He’s still hot as hell– and he’s still not afraid to get naked– but man, he looks like a completely f*cking different person now. He’s all grizzled and shit! Check out a mini retrospective of his bare ass after the jump.

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