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!! OMG, Give This Woman an Oscar: Anna Nicole Smith !!


The Associated Press revealed today that Anna Nicole Smith was under investigation by the FBI for plotting to murder her husband’s son. Listen, if Anna Nicole’s murder skills were anything like her acting skills, I can see why she failed utterly at this task. Hell, even taking out her actual husband– a nonagenarian invalid in a wheelchair– would have surely been completely beyond the semi-retarded bombshell’s abilities.
For those Anna Nicole apologists in our readership who want to try to defend her thespionic prowess, here are newly-rediscovered outtakes from her classic 1996 film SKYSCRAPER, in which she plays Carrie Wisk, the world’s most luded-up helicopter pilot. “I’m headed eastbound, leading your hair space!”
(via PoeTV)

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!! OMG, the smoke! The lasers! Fever Ray! !!

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Last Friday we attended the stage show of Swedish pop musician Karin Dreijer Andersson’s alter ego Fever Ray and are happy to report the sensory spectacle lived up to the hype. Shrouded in smoke and surrounded by multi-colored lasers, Andersson emerged in a giant yeti-like costume as her four-piece band jammed on various percussive instruments, including giant bongos. They performed every song on the Fever Ray’s album plus two cover songs. Omgblog reader Parker summed it up best: “she is a shamanic goddess power being from another planet.”
Photos from the Toronto show at Kool Haus last Friday after the jump. Fever Ray performs at The Glass House in Pomona tonight and the Henry Fonda Theater in Los Angeles tomorrow.
(Thanks to James for the photos.)

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!! OMG gossip: Fashion models get dirty !!

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OMG models roll around in the hay for Chanel! [oh la la]
Nine year old recreates Britney Spears‘s “Toxic” video in graphic detail [dlisted]
OMG new Rick Owens collection! [douglas]
Elizabeth Taylor is undergoing heart surgery [socialite life]
David Letterman truly knows how to handle every situation, including being blackmailed for adultery [yeeeah]
OMG new Mariah Carey remix “I Want To Know What Love is”! [popbytes]
Lady GaGa will appear on Gossip Girl [amy grindhouse]
Swiss tennis player Marco Chiudinelli has nice abs [kenneth]
OMG four days to the National Equality March on Washington! [towleroad]
OMG Boyz 2 Men cover Take That! [l.a. rag mag]
OMG Daria Werbowy is walking in a show at Paris fashion week! [jak & jil]

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!! OMG, They’re More Naked Than Ever: Dieux Du Stade 2010 !!

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The Dieux Du Stade saga continues, with even more sweaty rugby player penis than before! While our favorite French ruggers showed off plenty of skin in their 2010 calendar, most of the frontal nudity that OMG readers so enjoy was limited to a centimeter of shaft here, a hint of pube there, and a dollop of sack now and again.
However, the behind-the-scenes DVD has now been released, and without the need for self-conscious artsiness, the boys aren’t afraid to get splay-legged and saucy! Check out a few floppy screencaps after the jump. Oh yeah, and it’s not safe for work.
Don’t worry, it’s for charity! What charity? I forget!
(Via DreamCaps)

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!! OMG, I secretly can’t wait: SHERRI !!


She’s crazier than Joy Behar and a lot more fun than Elizabeth Hasselback, and she also thinks that the world is probably flat. And now her own sitcom? Well I never really thought about it! Then the posters started appearing in every f*cking subway and I decided that I will watch all four episodes of Sherri Shepherd’s sitcom before it’s cancelled. Why? I DON’T REALLY KNOW.
Of course the show looks completely terrible— and I realize that probably just about no one out thereshares my Shepherd-obsession (register yr komplaints in the komments!)– but I really think “VODKA AND FUDGE” just might give “My favorite color is fluorescent beige” a run for catchphrase of the year.

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