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!! OMG, How Russian: Vilena-style Photos !!

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The greatest trend is sweeping Russia, and I sure hope it makes its way to our sunny shores! According to English Russia:

It all has started after the lady from the photo above has posted her photo on Russian social network. She became popular very fast for this photo. Some people say because of her enormous bottom compared to face, some say just because of the look of her eyes, some are sure that just in overall this photo is cool. Now, hundreds of Russian ladies try to make a photo in such position, as you can see below. The call it “to make Vilena-style photo” – Vilena that’s the name of the first girl.

It’s a weird hobby but I suppose it’s better than Communism! English Russia has a billion pictures of other Russian ladies in their wacky Vilena-style photos. Click over to see.
(Thanks to Kristen for the tip.)

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!! OMG, She Raps: Amy Winehouse! !!


The day we’ve all been waiting for is here: Amy Winehouse has put down the bottle, tossed aside the crack pipe, and taken up the art of rapping! The glamorous and svelte chanteuse is clearly back on track with her life and set to take the world of hip-hop by storm, with crackerjack rhymez like these:

“Oh snap, I never knew /
I never knew that I, well– /
I know I’m a Jew. /
Well, a Jew with bacon. /
Anyway, if you could, uh, smoke bacon /
Then, um, I reckon, that, uh, um, um.”

Ms. Winehouse fails to remember that bacon is usually already smoked, but details details! Don’t let my nitpicking cloud your artistic vision, Amy. Now if only you can think of something that rhymes with UM, you’ll be ready for your second act.
(Thank you to Amy S. for the tip. By the way tipsters, I love it when you open your emails to me with “Hey Perez!”)

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!! OMG, What a Long Fifteen Minutes: Mary Jo Buttafuoco !!

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Who knew that getting attacked by a hooker could be so great for your career? Mary Jo Buttafuoco– everyone’s favorite Long Island housewife/victim– is proving that a little gunshot to the face can be a silver bullet for success! Already a New York Times bestselling author with her classic memoir GETTING IT THROUGH MY THICK SKULL, Mary Jo is now poised to add reality TV star to her lengthy resume. All she needs to do next is marry into royalty and she’ll be as accomplished at the Real Housewives’ Mrs. The Countess LuAnn DeLesseps!
Publisher’s Marketplace reports:

Mary Jo Buttafuoco’s NYT bestseller, GETTING IT THROUGH MY THICK SKULL, optioned to Jonathan Eskenas at Dick Clark Productions, for development as a reality TV (Life After Buttafuoco) that will include Mary Jo, her fiance Stu and their “Brady Bunch” family of five children, by Sharlene Martin at Martin Literary Management (who will co-produce).

I’m reserving judgment on the series until I hear whether the Long Island Lolita herself is signing on. If they’re using The Brady Bunch as a template, maybe Amy can be the Alice?
(Publisher’s Marketplace via Doree Shafrir)

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!! OMG, She Wants Candy: Britney Spears !!


The American leg of the circus tour is over, and to celebrate, Britney Spears just dropped $3000 on sweets in an outrageous candy shopping spree. I know, right? At least she has her priorities straight cause that’s exactly the type of thing I would spend my pretty pink dollars on if I were as rich as Britney. 30 POUNDS OF BONBONS AND RIGHT NOW!
(Note that the above video/atrocity is a crappy British-dubbed version of the American-dubbed Swedish Pippi lolfests of my youth. The real clips have been removed from YouTube by greedy copyright pigs.)

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!! OMG, She’s Spontaneous: Tengobaila !!


The fine folks at Urlesque have discovered the best YouTube dancer this side of Michelle Sutlovitch in the form of a sultry/seductive young lady by the name of “Tengobaila.” In her own words, she’s Improvisational, spontaneous, informal, interpretive, freestyle dancing . Having Fun!!! Well, informal or not, OMG Readers will be happy to learn that– in thankful contrast to some celebrated dancers— she doesn’t even show her cooter.

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