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!! OMG, he’s naked: Gilles Guillain !!

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Leave it to French director Catherine Breillat to bring out the best in her actors– and by “the best” of course I mean “their penises.” In 2001’s Brief Crossing, Breillat coaxes Colombian-born Frenchie Gilles Guillain into total complete nakedness. Not only does Mr. Guillain look great, but you can feel very artistic and cultured admiring his weiner because this is a classy French feelm by Catherine Breillat!
See the NSFW stills after the jump.

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!! OMG, how cute: The NY Lottery !!


I haven’t bought a lottery ticket since my 18th birthday when I won $50 on a scratch ‘n win, but the urge is striking me again after seeing this commercial. I don’t know why, but something about it appeals to me…

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!! OMG, They’re Out: CHILDREN !!

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What a day! First dancing infants and now gay children getting down together at outrageous preteen homo dance parties in Oklahoma!
Well call me old fashioned, but I’d like to know where the gay identity would be without a healthy dose of childhood shame and secrecy?! In the good old days of 1993, 12-year-old gays like me had to subscribe to the International Male catalog under our sisters’ names, meet furtively in AOL chatrooms and get our own homo-asses to the gay pride parade without being chauffeured by our supportive mommies! Oh, and also we didn’t have boyfriends in our pre-algebra class.
What’s the world coming to?! According to Benoît Denizet-Lewis, the New York Times’s most behatted gay correspondent (whom you might remember from his last NYT Mag article about annoying gay husbands), sixth grade is now nothing but a giant rainbowed-out orgy! And NO, OMG Readers, you’re not invited!

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!! OMG, Fever Ray tour starts Monday! !!

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The wait is almost over! Fever Ray, the solo project of The Knife’s Karin Dreijer Andersson, will shroud North America in darkness next week when her tour begins with two shows at New York’s Webster Hall. Stay tuned to omgblog.com for our interview with Karin, but in the meantime check out this dancey CSS remix of her new single “Seven” below. Tour dates after the jump.
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“Seven (CSS Remix)” by Fever Ray

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!! OMG, Put a Ring on it: All the Single Babies !!


Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be as beautiful and talented as Beyoncé! Oh, wait, maybe you should!
Rumor is that this infant dynamo was originally supposed to replace FARRAH in the Destiny’s Child line-up but those plans were scuttled when he wouldn’t stop pooping everywhere.
(Thanks to KYLE for the tip!)

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