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!! OMG, They’re Out: CHILDREN !!

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What a day! First dancing infants and now gay children getting down together at outrageous preteen homo dance parties in Oklahoma!
Well call me old fashioned, but I’d like to know where the gay identity would be without a healthy dose of childhood shame and secrecy?! In the good old days of 1993, 12-year-old gays like me had to subscribe to the International Male catalog under our sisters’ names, meet furtively in AOL chatrooms and get our own homo-asses to the gay pride parade without being chauffeured by our supportive mommies! Oh, and also we didn’t have boyfriends in our pre-algebra class.
What’s the world coming to?! According to Benoît Denizet-Lewis, the New York Times’s most behatted gay correspondent (whom you might remember from his last NYT Mag article about annoying gay husbands), sixth grade is now nothing but a giant rainbowed-out orgy! And NO, OMG Readers, you’re not invited!

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!! OMG, Fever Ray tour starts Monday! !!

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The wait is almost over! Fever Ray, the solo project of The Knife’s Karin Dreijer Andersson, will shroud North America in darkness next week when her tour begins with two shows at New York’s Webster Hall. Stay tuned to omgblog.com for our interview with Karin, but in the meantime check out this dancey CSS remix of her new single “Seven” below. Tour dates after the jump.
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“Seven (CSS Remix)” by Fever Ray

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!! OMG, Put a Ring on it: All the Single Babies !!


Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be as beautiful and talented as Beyoncé! Oh, wait, maybe you should!
Rumor is that this infant dynamo was originally supposed to replace FARRAH in the Destiny’s Child line-up but those plans were scuttled when he wouldn’t stop pooping everywhere.
(Thanks to KYLE for the tip!)

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!! OMG, She’s Braless: Anna Wintour !!

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Who knew that Anna Wintour used to be such a good-time gal!? If there’s one thing I respect it’s a lady unafraid to display her tater tots proudly.
Head over to the Huffington Post to see Miss Thing herself in an insane assortment of mesh, denim, and appliquéd sweatsuits!

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!! OMG gossip: Lil Kim can still smile !!

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OMG Lil Kim on a jetski and having the time of her life! [socialite life]
OMG Marilyn Manson has swine flu! [dlisted]
Tyra Banks loves being naked [hollywood rag]
Straight Spanish bullfighter Joselito Ortega endorses gay energy drink with large branding on his cape [towleroad]
OMG Foxy Brown sex tape! [drunken stepfather, VERY NSFW]
Hugh Jackman cleans up well [yeeeah]
OMG watch Megan Fox lez out in her new movie! [l.a. rag mag]
Former Cranberries frontwoman Dolores O’Riordan has released her second solo album “No Baggage” [popbytes]
OMG classy fashion photography ad campaign for French toilet bowl cleaner! [oh la la]
The U.S. will finally lift the ban on HIV+ immigrants [joe my god]
OMG top ten stores to pick up gay men [bilerico]

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