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!! OMG, They’re Naked: Dieux du Stade 2010 !!

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There’s seriously no happier season here at OMG Blog’s secret headquarters/sex-lair than when pictures from the new Dieux du Stade start leaking. This year, the world’s nudest and sexiest French Rugby players are back and better than ever, displaying their ample bosoms, muscular bottoms, and yes– get excited, guys!– even some HOT RUGBY WEINER. Well, HALF-WEINER, but still. Vive la France!
A highly-curated selection of the NSFW pictures is after the jump.

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!! OMG, How Convenient: The SOM !!

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For years, I’ve been on a quest for an elaborate motorized sex-machine that can double as a kitchen appliance. Duh! Who hasn’t? Cause then if your mom comes over and is like, “what’s that elaborate sex-machine looking thing over there?” you can just be like, “Oh, no worries– it’s just an egg-beater! Let’s make a cake!” No fuss, no muss, and no embarrassment!
Well finally the Japanese have come through for me (again!) with the SOM. Available in both a men’s and “lady’s” configuration, the Som allows you to jack/jill-off totally hands free. That means you can get your rocks off while you’re grouting your shower, having dinner, or even conducting surgery. Then all you do is wipe it down a little and use it to whip up something tasty.
It makes a great gift for double amputees and those with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and it’s extra-great for men whose penis is the size of a ten-year-old’s thumb because that seems to be as big as it comes.
A million thanks to de Cosmos for cluing me in to this great contraption. Get it here!

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!! OMG gossip: Kevin Federline wears his towel proudly !!

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OMG shirtless pictures of fatty Kevin Federline [wimb]
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sweat out their Thetans together [dlisted]
OMG new Shakira song “Did It Again” plus onstage antics at Jimmy Kimmel Live [l.a. rag mag]
Recent Democratic black sheep Governor David Paterson avoids awkwardness by pretending not to see President Obama at the Albany airport [kenneth]
CORRECTION: Kim Kattrall was photographed wearing a wedding dress on the set of the new Sex and the City movie. This could mean anything! [amy grindhouse]
OMG photos of Pink‘s Funhouse concert! [popbytes]
OMG Playboy turns straight men gay! [towleroad]
Sports bring men together in unexpected ways sometimes [oh la la]
OMG smoking boy with huge cock (totally SFW) [uncoached]
OMG, so many Twilight: New Moon stills you hardly have to see the movie [socialite life]
Man pees into car gas tank in a pinch [urlesque]
OMG saddest male models on the runway [chive]

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