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!! OMG, finally: new Róisín Murphy music! !!


A lot has happened in the world of Róisín Murphy since we interviewed her a year ago. She parted ways with her record label EMI, got pregnant and recorded a bunch of new songs. Last week she dropped two new tracks during a DJ set in London including the dark and dirty house track “Momma’s Place”, an ode to her unborn child. We are counting down the seconds until its release.
But now that Róisín is a free agent the question is how will she put her music out? Singles? EPs? Albums? PWYC downloads? Earlier this month she wrote on her official message board that her future releases are “not going to be old fashioned. I am looking at ways of getting EVERYTHING revamped at once! Now is the time to be radical and that radical feeling of change is everywhere, including my silly little pop songs.”
(via Produzentin)

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!! OMG, They’re Naked: Musicians !!

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I was a teenager during the early-ish days of the internet where every weirdo in the world had a homegrown porn site catering to his (or her!) own weird fetishes and interests. Yes, it’s nice to now be living in a Sean Cody world where a million giant pistoning D’s and shaved, pulverized buttholes are just a click away, but I still kinda miss the olden days when internet porn was weird, eclectic and a little bit personal. My new favorite site, WAYNE’S NUDE MUSICIANS totally reminds me of those days. It’s naked guys with musical instruments! Why? Just because! Some of the guys are hot, some are totally busted, some are just bizarre, and there are even naked ladies! But they are all mostly in the proximity of a musical instrument or two.
And yes, apparently Guitar Hero counts as a musical instrument. Click after the jump for some more of the good, the bad and the, um, deeply atonal. (NSFW)

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!! OMG, how eclectic: new Wolf J McFarlane mixtape !!

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It’s a good thing we attend so many queer hip-hop jams in Toronto, otherwise we may not have ran into Wolf J McFarlane and his crew at Big Primpin’s Hot Mess Summer Blow Out and then caught his performance at Yes Yes Y’All two nights later. Wolf just put out his debut mixtape UpsideDownDay TapeMix, an eclectic blend of R&B, soul, hip-hop, synth pop, backpacker rap, piano solos and Brooklyn indie rock. The man does it all. Our favorite tracks are “Grizzly Bear Pandas”, a wistful rap redux of Grizzly Bear’s “Two Weeks”, and the spaced-out pots n’ pans club jam “Pose Vogue”. Listen to both below:
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“Grizzly Bear Panda” by Wolf J McFarlane
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“Pose Vogue” by Wolf J McFarlane
Download Wolf J McFarlane’s “UpsideDownDay TapeMix” here.

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!! OMG, I wouldn’t teabag that: Teabaggers !!

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I got so excited this weekend when I found out there was a big TEA PARTY at the White House. Since I’m currently spending some time in the great US capital of the USA anyway, I trotted downtown looking my most clean and pretty, hoping to get some hot tea bag action. Hey, I’ve heard that there are some perfectly sexxxy Republicans out there, and if they’ll enthusiastically suck my nuts I don’t care what they think about healthcare. But to my incredible surprise, all the teabaggers were butt-ugly freaks! And also totally crazzzzy.
Don’t believe me? There’s now a blog about it: Look At This Fucking Teabagger. If you can find one teabagger you’d teabag, you win a special OMG Surprise. (The surprise is, of course, these nuts.)

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!! OMG OMGOMGOMG! R-Patz and T-Laut Bare Boobs in New Moon Trailer !!


Cover your ears! That excruciating dog-whistle sound you’ve been hearing all morning is the sound of a billion teenage girls completely spazzing out over the just-released preview for New Moon, which is, (duh) the sequel to the Mormon vampire chastity extravaganza known as Twilight. And the producers of the trailer clearly know what they’re doing because the whole thing is basically just an excuse for newly-minted heartthrobs Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner to strip down and shake their moneymakers. No, no no, there’s no peen, boys— it’s Mormon, remember?– but you do get to see some completely hawt nipple action.
Okay, okay: that excruciating dog-whistle sound you’ve been hearing all morning was actually ME. <3 <3 <3 <3 U RPATZ!
(P.S. Sorry about the posting delay this morning! There was a little Time-Warner issue on this end…)

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