OMG, His Butt: Johnny Weir

Johnny Weir’s not exactly my type if you know what I mean, but after seeing his crazy-nice ass on Be Good Johnny Weir last night,…


OMG, the iPad Revealed

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here it is. Do I care? Not really! Do I desperately want one right this minute? YES! The first reader to buy…


OMG, He’s Fake Naked: John Edwards

News of the John Edwards sex tape has everyone all hot and bothered about the former presidential candidate’s reportedly impressive schlong. Well, I’m sorry to…


OMG, Busted pooping on the street!

HELLO, BIG BROTHER— these days you never know where those little Google imps are gonna show up with their sneaky Street View cameras and catch…