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!! OMG, He’s Basically Naked: Brandon Beemer !!

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Everything’s better in Europe! Soap opera hunk Brandon Beemer (maybe the perfect man?) had to go all the way to Italy to get naked– for Italian Vanity Fair. He could have stayed right here, stripped down for Bold and the Beautiful, and I think plenty of people would have been perfectly happy.
No, he doesn’t show his cock in these pictures, and yes, the butt is more of a butt profile. But he’s basically the perfect man, so shouldn’t that count for something? Pics after the jump.

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!! OMG, It’s For You! (Maybe.) !!


Gawker just posted this old ad for Plato’s Retreat, the famous 1970’s swinger club for “Free thinking adult couples.” There are a lot of really amazing things about this it, but mostly it just made me miss TV ad jingles! “The pleasure and the fun will keep you feeling young. It’s for you!”

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!! OMG, We’ll Miss Her: Paula Abdul !!


You may have heard by now that Ellen Degeneres has been hired as the new judge on American Idol, replacing Paula Abdul. I love Ellen, of course, but I’m disappointed that they didn’t hire another complete lunatic to fill Paula’s six-inch heels. At least hire an alcoholic! Hell, if you wanna be all identity politics about it, they could have hired Rosie O’Donnell or Anne Heche and we could have gotten a lesbian and a lunatic. Instead we get Little Miss Perfect Lez. Courtney Love is not a lesbian but she would have been good too.
It’s truly an outrage that the producers of Idol haven’t treated Ms. Abdul like the drunk gift that she is. To mourn her official departure from the show, I give you this highlight reel of some of her most obnoxious moments from her own (underrated!) reality show, HEY PAULA.

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!! OMG gossip: Vivienne Westwood gets the boys into their undies !!

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OMG super hot, super gay Vivienne Westwood underwear ads! [kenneth]
OMG Ellen Degeneres new American Idol judge! [socialite life]
Lindsay Lohan is officially the “artistic adviser” of Emanuel Ungaro [dlisted]
OMG Kate Moss freak-out! [l.a. rag mag]
Megan Fox will never make a sex tape [amy grindhouse]
Oprah does not support Chris Brown [gabby]
OMG Gerard Butler with donuts in his butt! [wimb]
Tyra Banks launches new “maga-line” (no that’s not a typo) [jezebel]
Dean and Dan Caten of Dsquared2 strip a model naked in the ad for their new online store. We’re talking visible peen. [oh la la]
Victoria Beckham has eaten in the last ten years [yeeeah]
OMG Rose McGowan as Red Sonja is almost here! [wow report]
OMG biggest Oprah fan ever! [tabloid prodigy]

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