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!! OMG, quote of the day: Joe Rogan weighs in on Kim Davis !!


“Sometimes I wonder how an alien race would feel about people if they came down here and the first shit they saw was this crazy lady telling a cheering crowd of supporters that God says she doesn’t have to marry gay people.

They travel billions of miles through the cosmos and their first contact ever with human beings is this odd, odd scene of this somewhat rotund, bespectacled woman standing on a raised platform, screaming into a voice amplifier that the invisible man who created everything doesn’t allow two men to sign a love contract. She says it, and the huge group of people that agree with her let out what seems to be a war cry and smash their hands together in approval.

She informs the crowd, and all the people watching the digitally broadcast feed around the world that their invisible friend has rules.
He created everything from storm clouds to billy goats to subatomic particles – he’s all knowing, and all powerful, but he gets really hung up on two dudes sucking on each other’s genitals. He hates it. For some reason he REALLY hates it when those two dudes get married. For that, he reserves a special place in the fiery oven at the center of the planet where he will torture them until the end of time itself.

There would probably be that one alien that was encouraging the others to gather more data – that they should consider the entire spectrum of human thinking before they dismiss the species as dangerously insane. Then there would be the alien that thinks like me, who says, “Dude, they have nuclear bombs. Seriously, fuck this place. Let’s get out of here before one of these crazy assholes blows us all up because their imaginary friend told them we have the wrong underwear on or something.”


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!! OMG, WATCH: The new trailer for Michael Dougherty’s new Christmas horror, KRAMPUS !!


If you loved TRICK R TREAT, then you’ll likely wanna check out writer/director Michael Dougherty‘s new Christmas horror story effort, KRAMPUS, a story about the German legend of the demon of Christmas! Things turn from sugarplums to taking a pretty nasty turn, very quick! Check out the trailer below!

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!! OMG, Caitlyn Jenner opens up about the fatal crash she was involved in and talks about the prospect of being sent to an all-male prison !!


Caitlyn Jenner was involved in an accident while driving last year that killed a woman, and although Cait’s been in the media a lot regarding her transition, we haven’t heard much about that traumatic moment. Here she opens up to Matt Lauer about what she calls ‘something she will never get over’. The interview is auto-play, so catch that shit after the jump!

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!! OMG, have a seat, every young Popstar out there today! !!


Grace Jones, the legend, is about to spill the tea about how mainstream, sad and despy you all look! [dlisted]

Matt Damon reveals his anti-dad bod on the set of the latest Bourne film [celebitchy]

Stonewall werks some Sesame Street realness in newly released clip [boy culture]

Here’s Lana‘s new song, Music To Watch Boys To [pinkisthenewblog]

Ed Westwick serves up some Golden Girls, Palm Desert retiree glamour [socialite life]

The Hammaconda is back on the market! [kenneth]

Linda Harvey: It’s time for Christians to establish Biblical and homosexual-free sanctuary cities — GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! [joemygod]

Anti-gay store owner sells anti-gay merch [queerty]

Keeping it classy: Oregon judge who refused to issue marriage licensees to same-sex couples hangs Hitler photo in courtroom [towleroad]

Call me, confused! Caitlyn Jenner isn’t really all that stoked on the idea of equality for gays [ohlala]

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