OMG, he’s out: Karl Rove

Self-proclaimed political mastermind Karl Rove announced today that he will resign at the end of this month. The reason he can’t tough it out until…


OMG, he’s naked: Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves has been such a dreamboat from his earliest professional days. I remember with special fondness that quick flash of his hairy ass crack…



Ballet flats are over

It seems like ballet flats were hardly here at all, and now even Payless is putting them on sale. Good riddance to this stupidest of…