Amber is boring

and no one cares that she won Survivor: All Stars, but there is another million dollars to be had that will be given to the…


The power of the script

was evident last night on the season finale of The OC. Even as I was cheering Ryan’s decision to move back to Chino to be…


Stalking Avocado

Anyone who watched Sci-Fi Channel’s reality show Mad, Mad House probably became erect at least once watching Avocado (aka David Wolfe), the sexy naturist. He…


Doghair Lady

For the past month or so, my friend Gail has been working in my building as a temp (guess who hooked her up with such…