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!! OMG, we've got questions, he's got answers: 'Who's Actually Gay Tho?' with Steven Phillips-Horst !!

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It's so hard to keep track of which Republican or Democrat has been caught with which low-rent rent boy these days... Who's out? Who's not? Lucky for us, DisMagazine comedic babe Steven Phillips-Horst is here to clarify who's still on the market and who's a promising candidate for 2014!

We've all fantasized: gay Republican, closeted Democrat, Bi-ndependent. But now we have the facts. Orientation cryptologist Steven Phillips-Horst is back with #penetrating insights into the not-so-secret lives of closeted gay politicians! The results are #SCHOCKING!

» posted by Igor on Friday, April 11, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Politicious |


!! OMG, makes perfect sense: t.a.T.u to perform at the 2014 Sochi Olympic Opening Ceremony !!


t.a.T.u, the pop duo who brought you the lesbionic dance hit "All The Things She Said", which reached No. 7 in the UK charts, and No. 1 in the US dance charts -- are set to perform at the Sochi 2014 Olympics Opening Ceremony!

This seems a bit strange, considering Russia's stance and laws against homosexuality. Especially considering the fact that t.a.T.u's lyrics and video for "All The Things She Said," were suggestive of homosexuality and bisexuality (The chorus even sings "I'm losing my mind. I need her.").

t.a.T.u posted on their Twitter that they'd be performing at the opening ceremony but later deleted that shit. They've said nothing about it since, and State television Channel One, whose producers and directors are staging the ceremony, have also declined to comment. According to the Wall Street Journal though:

Details of the opening ceremony are a closely guarded secret. But two people familiar with the matter say Russia's team will enter the stadium to the music of t.a.T.u, made up of Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova. The group will perform at the warm-up show that won't be broadcast internationally, the people said. The Russian team will then file into the stadium to the sound of their 2003 hit "Not Gonna Get Us."

The rest of the ceremony will focus on Russia's history from ancient times through Imperial Russia to the Soviet era, according to the people familiar with the plans. Church domes will float above the newly-built stadium, giant magic horses will glow in the sky, and Russian heavy weight boxing champion and the lawmaker Nikolai Valuyev will perform as Uncle Styopa, a benign giant policeman from a Russian children's book.

Sounds charming! The band has been accused of being "fake lezzie" which I guess is enough of an excuse for Putin to let this one slide? Who the fuck knows! Hopefully they slip eachother the tongue onstage, and then cut to Putin's reaction. Check out their lady-loving hit below!

» posted by Igor on Thursday, February 6, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Musical |

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!! OMG, true words of wisdom?: Michele Bachmann gives us the brightest quote of 2014 !!


UPDATE: Apparently this is an internet farce, but I somehow wouldn't put it past her!

» posted by Igor on Wednesday, February 5, 2014
comments: 5 | category: Politicious |

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!! OMG, Rob Ford has really hit rock bottom: "Santa The Hutt" display in San Fransisco comments on holiday excess !!


The BetaBrand store in San Francisco's mission district has an unlikely Christmas display to share with it's shoppers this year. The store has a display which they call "Santa The Hutt", and they say:

Aims to poke fun at holiday excess and explore anti-Santa sentiment. Our achievement: Over a thousand people have taken holiday photos at our Valencia Street store since rolling him out last week. He now begrudgingly poses for holiday photos with Valencia Street shoppers if only because he's too obese to move.
I'm digging how Santa thought ahead and paper bagged his shit knowing he was gonna be chilling there for a bit. Personally, I'd love to cuddle up to Santa for a photo-op! He looks so warm from whiskey, and it's definitely one for the mantle. Check out some more pics of "Santa The Hutt" after the jump!

[[OMG there's more! JUMP IN and read the rest]]

» posted by Igor on Wednesday, December 4, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Funny |

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!! OMG, two pieces of ID please: Pope Francis reveals his past as a nightclub bouncer !!


No, this isn't a rehash of an article from The Onion. This is real life! According to Today (and a variety of other sources):

During a visit to San Cirillo Alessandrino church, located in a working-class suburb of Rome, Francis recounted some of his former jobs, which included sweeping floors, working in a chemistry lab, teaching literature and psychology, and guarding the door as the bouncer at a Buenos Aires nightclub, the Catholic News Service reported. The pontiff's bouncing gig was first reported back in March by Gazetta de Sud and The Telegraph, but this is the first time he has spoken about it since becoming pope -- lighting up social media in the process.
Wow! So his past work in science definitely suggests more of an open-mindedness, which doesn't exactly surprise us considering his new direction concerning gays and other issues within the church.

I mean, if Francis (formerly known as "Big Frank", the bouncer from Buenos Aires) sharpened his teeth keeping drunk peeps in-check while being forced to listen to LMFAO for 6 hours straight, then he can probably take on anything!

» posted by Igor on Tuesday, December 3, 2013
comments: 1 | category: Politicious |

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