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!! OMG, Rob Ford has really hit rock bottom: “Santa The Hutt” display in San Fransisco comments on holiday excess !!

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The BetaBrand store in San Francisco’s mission district has an unlikely Christmas display to share with it’s shoppers this year. The store has a display which they call “Santa The Hutt”, and they say:

Aims to poke fun at holiday excess and explore anti-Santa sentiment. Our achievement: Over a thousand people have taken holiday photos at our Valencia Street store since rolling him out last week. He now begrudgingly poses for holiday photos with Valencia Street shoppers if only because he’s too obese to move.

I’m digging how Santa thought ahead and paper bagged his shit knowing he was gonna be chilling there for a bit. Personally, I’d love to cuddle up to Santa for a photo-op! He looks so warm from whiskey, and it’s definitely one for the mantle. Check out some more pics of “Santa The Hutt” after the jump!

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!! OMG, two pieces of ID please: Pope Francis reveals his past as a nightclub bouncer !!

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No, this isn’t a rehash of an article from The Onion. This is real life! According to Today (and a variety of other sources):

During a visit to San Cirillo Alessandrino church, located in a working-class suburb of Rome, Francis recounted some of his former jobs, which included sweeping floors, working in a chemistry lab, teaching literature and psychology, and guarding the door as the bouncer at a Buenos Aires nightclub, the Catholic News Service reported. The pontiff’s bouncing gig was first reported back in March by Gazetta de Sud and The Telegraph, but this is the first time he has spoken about it since becoming pope — lighting up social media in the process.

Wow! So his past work in science definitely suggests more of an open-mindedness, which doesn’t exactly surprise us considering his new direction concerning gays and other issues within the church.

I mean, if Francis (formerly known as “Big Frank”, the bouncer from Buenos Aires) sharpened his teeth keeping drunk peeps in-check while being forced to listen to LMFAO for 6 hours straight, then he can probably take on anything!

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!! OMG, stay classy Toronto: Ron Burgundy sings Rob Ford’s campaign song on Conan !!


Will Ferrell‘s Anchorman 2 character, Ron Burgundy made a guest appearance on Conan this week and had no qualms about showing his support for Toronto’s crack smoking mayor, Rob Ford (whom he calls “a very dear” friend).
Ron even went as far as to offer to sing his rendition of Rob’s campaign song for re-election (Loverboy‘s “Working For The Weekend”) which included a piping hot flute solo. Check it out above!
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!! OMG, he admits it: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admits to smoking crack !!

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Toronto’s mayor AKA The Penguin AKA Rob Ford finally broke down today, let his voice crack like he was experiencing puberty for the first time, and made his fair city proud by admitting to smoking CRACK!
Congratulations, Toronto suburbs (and people who put their money before morals)! I present to you, YOUR mayor! And thanks for helping to contribute to this highly entertaining and sad moment in Canadian history. Check out the actual audio recording below (UPDATE: AUDIO HAS BEEN REMOVED):

You know, aside from the fact that Toronto is red-faced (and bloated) for allowing this tool to run their entire city, I’m extra-gutted by the fact that both Chris Farley and Divine (out of drag as Glenn Milstead) aren’t with us today to step up to the plate, portray this shit, and snatch a Golden Globe or two when Lifetime finally decides to make a TV movie about this! Can you IMAGINE?! Check out The Daily Show‘s roundup of Rob Ford stinkers, along with a Vine clip of his contradicting quotes after the jump!
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