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!! OMG, How ridiculous: Bill Donohue vs. Sinead O’Connor on Larry King !!


Dear Catholic Church,
I get what you’re trying to say, but I don’t know if the whole “If there’s grass on the field” argument is going to work coming from you guys. Sorry!
Best,
Bmad
Dear Sinead O’Connor,
I love you!
Love,
Bmad
(Reminder of why Sinead O’Connor is the best after the jump.)

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!! OMG, Fun With Statistics: Crazy Republican edition !!

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Disturbing news! According to a new Harris-poll, 57% of Republicans believe that President Obama is an undercover Muslim. That’s a plurality! But look on the bright side. Only 24% of Republicans believe that Obama is the actual not-a-figure-of-speech Antichrist, “a biblical figure who foretells the end of the world.” Well 1 in 4– that’s not so many!
More totally insane numbers: 67% believe that Obama is a socialist, 45% believe against all evidence that he was born outside the US, and 38% believe that he is “doing many of the things Hitler did.
Sadly, the poll did not ask if people used to ride around on dinosaurs or whether Jesus intervenes on behalf of contestants on Amazing Race and American Idol. Next time I guess!
[Harris Poll]

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!! OMG, It’s a Crime: Justin Bieber in hot water for Failure to Tweet !!

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Just call her BOSS TWEET! Long Island District Attorney Kathleen Rice is is prosecuting teen lesbian heartthrob Justin Bieber’s management team for refusing to tweet the cancellation of an event.
Toddlers and ephebophiles everywhere are locking hands and singing We Shall Overcome in protest of this outrageous abuse of power. Free Justin!

NEW YORK (Reuters) – The manager of teen pop star Justin Bieber was arrested on Wednesday for refusing to warn fans on Twitter about overcrowding at a shopping mall event, narrowly avoiding a “horrible disaster,” authorities said.

Scott Braun, 28, surrendered to police in Williston Park, New York, for having refused to send a message on the social networking Web site warning fans that an appearance by the Canadian pop star had been canceled due to overcrowding, according to the Nassau County District Attorney.

The incident occurred last November when Bieber was scheduled to sign autographs at a clothing store when the event quickly became overcrowded, putting fans in danger of being “trampled,” the District Attorney said in a statement.

Police asked Braun to send out a Twitter message from Bieber’s account telling fans not to come, but Braun refused, even changing the account’s password so “he could control the event,” the office said.

“By refusing to send out the cancellation Tweet and preventing others from doing so, he blatantly ignored police directives,” said Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen Rice in the statement, adding “a horrible disaster was averted.”

District Attorney Rice, who is currently preparing a run for New York Attorney General against my future husband, sexy NY State Senator Eric T. Schneiderman, is clearly hoping that the attention-grabbing stunt will propel her to victory in November– but she may not be counting on the fact that many experts (me) are predicting that so-called “Bieber Moms” will be this year’s most influential block of swing voters.
Will it be tweet victory come November for Rice? Or will her crusade against Bieber be her swan song? Only time will tell!
[Reuters]

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!! OMG, Let’s Play a Game: Lesbian or conservative trick? !!

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Guess which of these couples is a pair of nice lesbian mommies. Hmmm… I’ll give you a moment to think about it.
Now guess which couple is a picture being used by the “Florida Family Policy Council” to scare Floridians about gay adoption!?
(Yes, it’s just as obvious as it seems! )
If you guessed wrong, you can always go hone your skills of lezzie detection by playing the classic Lesbian or German Lady game. Yes it’s from 15 years ago, but still so topical!
[Thanks to Jmzzz for the tip]

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!! OMG, How Rude: George W. Bush !!


Ew! Touching foreigners is gross! (Unless they’re oil barons, of course.)
Man of the people George W. Bush shakes hand with Haitian, wipes hand on Bill Clinton’s shirt. Well who knows where that’s been?
Oh, W. You know perfectly well that there’s only one cure for poor germs. Say it with me: circle circle, dot dot, now you have a cootie shot. All better!
[Via Joe.My.God.]

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