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!! OMG, She Has To Wonder: Rep. Nancy Elliot !!


Dep thot of the day: New Hampshire state rep. Nancy Elliot (the Carrie Bradshaw of provincial Republican bitches!) muses on the topic of same-sex marriage. By which I mean, duh, she’s been obsessing about poop:
“We’re talking about taking the penis of a man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. And you have to think, would I want that to be done to me?”

You do have to think, don’t you! Hmm! THINKING RIGHT NOW!
(Via Wonkette)

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!! OMG, The American Public finally makes up its mind: No homo but gay is yay! !!

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So it turns out that people are totally fine with gays/lesbians in the military— just not “homosexuals.” I can understand that! Who wants to share a bunk with someone who’s anythingsexual? Clearly that person will be masturbating all the time. Gays, however: big deal! That just means happy, right? The poll didn’t ask about fudge-packers, pansies, fags or those that are strictly dickly,
(Queerty)

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!! OMG, He’s Endowed: John Edwards !!

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While everyone else is eagerly awaiting the Winter Olympics, I’m on pins and needles for the release of John Edwards’s upcoming sex tape, shot with babymama/crazyperson Rielle Hunter!
Johnny may be one of the most personally despicable politicians ever, but you have to admit that for a 50+-year-old man, he’s reasonably attractive. Annnnd it turns out he has a giant penis! Gawker reports:

Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.” And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.
The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”

The sex tape has yet to surface, but it’s surely only a matter of time. (I hope I hope I hope.) Hey former Edwards staffers: send the tape to me! Nick Denton will probably give you a shitload of money, but I’m offering a BJ!
[Gawker]

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!! OMG, He’s a Naked Senator: Scott Brown !!

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The new senator from Massachusetts may be a teabagging lunatic, but who cares?! He’s hot and his daughter was on American Idol! I didn’t want healthcare anyway! Pssht!
So you probably already heard that Scott Brown defeated Martha Coakley in the special election for the Massachusetts senate seat formerly held by Ted Kennedy. You might have even seen his semi-nude pictures from Cosmo when I posted them back in September. But now that he’s a real senator and everything, I figured I’d post them again– here they are, after the jump and semi-SFW. (NO D, sorry guys!)

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!! OMG, one or two Republicans don’t completely hate gays !!

A few Republicans support gay marriage! No really! What does this mean? Well who the f*ck knows, really, because what the Republican party is so fractured and weird that who even knows what it means to be a conservative anymore? Does it mean you’re a greedy pig who doesn’t want to pay taxes or does it mean you’re a lunatic who spends all day hoping for a firebreathing Jesus Christ to descend from the heavens and kill everyone? I mean, both, kind of! But it appears that a few Republicans are starting to understand that classic conservative principles of small government don’t really square with the current Republican policy of being the party of judgey theocratic bitchery.
And these few people are coming out in support of gay marriage! Herbert Hoover’s granddaughter Margaret just wrote an op-ed for the Fox News website (!!!) floating the crazy notion that everyone should be kind of equal. I know, right!?
Margaret Hoover writes:

Gays and lesbians are our friends, neighbors, doctors, colleagues, sisters and brothers. Does it sit well with you that because of their sexual orientation, a factor outside one’s control, that they should have less rights and protections in the eyes of the law? While increasing acceptance of gays marks my generational experience–Ellen DeGeneres is welcomed into the living rooms of millions of Americans daily, an impossibility in even my childhood– many who are older than me fear that if gays and lesbians can marry, what’s next? They worry that homosexual marriage degrades the integrity of heterosexual marriage. They fear that their children might be exposed to alternative lifestyles that will impact them negatively, or argue that the purpose of marriage is procreation. If you are uncomfortable with gay marriage, I encourage you to pay attention to this trial, the plaintiffs, the defense and the spectrum of experts, historians, psychologists, economists, political scientists, who will testify as to the effects and detriment of Proposition 8. In the words of NAACP chairman Julian Bond, “The humanity of all Americans is diminished when any group is denied rights granted to others.”

It’s almost enough to make me change my voter registration. Oh, except for the fact that conservative Dick Cheney also (sort of) supports gay marriage and is nonetheless one of the biggest villains of all time. Never mind!
[Fox News]

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