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!! OMG, How Precocious: 10-year-old sits for gay marriage !!


Arkansan schoolboy Will Phillips explains why he won’t stand for the pledge of allegiance– and why he told his substitute teacher to go jump off a bridge. OMG readers, control yourselves with the marriage proposals. I know he’s a hero, but he’s only ten.
(Thanks to former OMG maestro Graydon for the tip!)

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!! OMG, Oopsy! Texas Accidentally Bans All Marriage! !!

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Ooops! Sometimes you have to break some Traditional-marriage eggs to make a homophobia omelette! Barbara Ann Radnofsky, a lawyer and candidate for Texas attorney general, claims that the legislators of the Lone Star State, in their zeal to eliminate Opposite Marriage, have accidentally banned un-opposite marriage as well. This means everyone in Texas is divorced now.

The amendment, approved by the Legislature and overwhelmingly ratified by voters, declares that “marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman.” But the troublemaking phrase, as Radnofsky sees it, is Subsection B, which declares:

“This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.”

Oh no! Is this what they’re always talking with that whole undermining the institution of marriage stuff? I guess that’s what happens when you start f*cking around with people’s basic rights!
(McClatchy via Gawker)

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!! OMG, the Levi Johnston Teaser Picture! !!

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On one hand, Levi Johnston is still not nude. On the other hand, he is hot and getting nuder by the moment. On the other hand I am totally sick of him and his insincere crap. On the other hand, I hate Sarah “Pig” Palin way more. On the final hand, I feel like it’s my obligation to report the details of his impending nudity as we get closer and closer to the release of the photos. On the last final hand, obviously this is just a bunch of publicity hype about absolutely nothing and I can’t believe I’m buying into it.
So here’s the teaser photo from the shoot, just released on Playgirl.com. (Link NSFW, duh!) I dunno. Do you want to hear more about this or not? I guess you could call this a poll.

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!! OMG, he won’t be naked: Levi Johnston !!

For f*ck’s sake. This is exactly why I’ve been avoiding the Levi Johnston story. I knew it was all just a big tease! Now Gawker is reporting that he will NOT be showing his penis in his upcoming Playgirl spread. I hate to sound like a complain-y OMG Blog reader, but that’s not naked! Is this going to be like the Shannen Doherty Playboy spread where she’s sitting there with her arms and legs crossed so you can’t see anything at all? I suspect it might!
We’ve been taken for a ride, guys. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

(Gawker)

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!! OMG He’s Naked (Somewhere But Not Here): Levi Johnston !!

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Word comes from Gawker that Levi Johnston (whose butt I came thisclose to touching last night, long story!) has officially just now gotten nude for Playgirl’s camera. The waiting is almost over! We don’t have the pictures yet, but rest assured we are all over the story and ready to post pictures of Mr. Johnston’s reportedly-smooth butt and girthy (just guessing) manparts as soon as we can get our hands on them.
Daniel Nardicio, if you’re reading this, we reward leaks handsomely at OMG Blog.
Levi’s Johnston Watch: He Is Naked With a Hockey Stick – Gawker

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