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!! OMG, The Senator Has No Clothes !!

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The race for departed and beloved Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat is heating up in a big way, with formerly nude Massachusetts State Senator Scott Brown’s entry into the race.
I’m sure Mr. Brown will win no votes from OMG Blog readers. In fact, I think you guys will really hate him: not because he is a Republican attempting to desecrate the Kennedy office, but because when he posed nude for Cosmo back in the 80’s he somehow managed to do it without displaying even the barest inch of politician peen! Not even any crack either! And know how you guys hate that.
I’m putting Brown’s centerfold shot after the jump even though it’s not really naked. (No need to point it out, ok?) I have to say that although I would never ever do it with a Republican pig, this guy (even now!) would probably be my first choice if I had to pick one. Okay, I’d actually do it with him for an appointment to some kind of judgeship. Call me easy!

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!! OMG, I wouldn’t teabag that: Teabaggers !!

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I got so excited this weekend when I found out there was a big TEA PARTY at the White House. Since I’m currently spending some time in the great US capital of the USA anyway, I trotted downtown looking my most clean and pretty, hoping to get some hot tea bag action. Hey, I’ve heard that there are some perfectly sexxxy Republicans out there, and if they’ll enthusiastically suck my nuts I don’t care what they think about healthcare. But to my incredible surprise, all the teabaggers were butt-ugly freaks! And also totally crazzzzy.
Don’t believe me? There’s now a blog about it: Look At This Fucking Teabagger. If you can find one teabagger you’d teabag, you win a special OMG Surprise. (The surprise is, of course, these nuts.)

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!! OMG How Disgusting/Hot: Dirty-Talking Republicans !!


There’s something kind of sexy about dirty-talking Republicans, no matter how old and gross they are. It’s just so taboo, right? Perhaps even the sweetest taboo?! Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far. But anyway.
Sweetest or not, today is a great day, because California Republican assemblyman Michael D. Duvall has been caught giving the play-by-play on his sexual conquests into a hot mic in the California Legislature. Apparently Duvall has been getting down with a naughty 36-year-old lobbyist (with unusual taste in undies?) and can’t stop bragging about it! It’s all on tape:

“She wears little eye-patch underwear,” said Duvall, who is married with two 
children. “So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!”

“So, I am 
getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes,
 ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad 
girl!'”

It’s so European! Except much more trashy and depressing! And it goes on.
Assemblyman Duvall is obviously an outspoken crusader against gay marriage and a staunch advocate of so-called family values. I suppose spankings are a kind of family value, so maybe it all makes sense.
The above video features the audio of some of Duvall’s steamy exchange. Keep your hands out of your pants, boys! I know it’s erotic, but I’m sure you have work you should be doing.
P.S., It’s off the subject but KCAL 9’s intrepid investigative reporter in the above video deserves a whole post of his own. Give this man a newsmagazine show!
(Quotes from The OC Weekly via Gawker)
UPDATE: After being stripped of his committee posts, Duvall has resigned from his position.

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