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!! OMG, Your Body! Did Christina Aguilera buy a little more cushion for the pushin’? Goes public with much bigger ass !!


Butts are in! There’s no doubt about it! So if you’re a popstar in spotlight, you either get publicly shamed from douchebag EDM producers for not having one (ehem, Diplo vs Taylor Swift) or you go out and buy one I guess?

Here’s Xtina this week, stepping out with a much fuller behind! Either those Spanx have two baked hams inside, or girlfriend’s been doing her squats! What do you think? Either way, we think she looks good!


!! OMG, Sir Ian McKellan set to play Cogsworth in live-action ‘Beauty & The Beast’ film !!

It seems as if Gandlaf and Magneto were only the beginning on Sir Ian McKellan‘s long list of iconic fantasy characters he’s set to play in life. McKellan will be playing Cogsworth, the talking clock in the upcoming live-action version of Beauty and The Beast!

If you’ll recall, the talking clock Sir Ian will be playing answers to “Cogsworth” and is the butler of the Beast’s well-staffed mansion. So far, Lumiere, his candlestick sidekick, has yet to be cast, though Emma Thompson will be holding it down as Mrs. Potts. Emma Watson and Dan Stevens are assaying the title characters in the film, which begins shooting later this year.

Apparently Disney is about to live-action EVERYTHING they’ve ever done and have Mulan, Winnie the Pooh, Dumbo, Pinocchio, The Jungle Book, and Pete’s Dragon lined up as their next victims. I could ask the question “Is nothign sacred?!” but we already know the answer to that…
[via i09]



!! OMG, WATCH: Madonna forces herself on Drake during Coachella performance, thirst for feeding on young blood is insatiable !!

What I like about Madonna is that she really lets her music speak for itself without any need to prove otherwise.
On a sidenote, what’s the legal age of consent in California? Because Nonna, you’re embarrassing us again! Check out Madonna shoving her tongue down Drake‘s froat at Coachella last night. Yeah, actually, that last sentence sounds about right…


!! OMG, it’s Oh So Quiet! You can buy Björk’s summer cottage for $205K !!

Seen it all? Looking for somewhere to be Venus, as a boy? Hold your bachlorette or maybe just some place that’s oh so quiet? Then you might consider buying Björk’s summer cottage which is on sale for a puny $250K!

It’s the idyllic summer cottage where she rested, wrote music, and vacationed with her family, and now you can own Björk’s Lake Þingvallavatn home in Þingvellir National Park in South Iceland for a cool $205,173 (28,000,00 ISK krónur). Built in 1965, the 1,012 sq. ft. lakeview property boasts two bedrooms, massive windows, a fireplace, and even its own separate boathouse.
According to the Daily Mail, the secluded home “has served as the star’s sanctuary whenever she isn’t touring since 2002.” It’s also filled with Björk-selected furniture, including gnarled wooden chairs, a beautiful stone table, and a chandelier made out of antlers, although there’s no word whether these items are included in the asking price.

This sounds like a great place to escape to if someone’s just done an embarrassing retrospective on you and you just wanna smoke a j, and chill the fuck out! Check out the rest of the property after the jump!

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