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!! OMG, Casper the friendly gif ghost: Little Boots’ Motorway !!


Who “meet[s on] the motorway”, unless you’re a gypsy king, Kai, the hatchet wielding hitchhicker, or Little Boots with her teenie-weenie freak-feet?
This repetitive video for her new single ‘Motorway’ is so simple and hypnotic, like a drawn out ghosty-gif; used as the backdrop for her site, where you can download the single for free.
[via GvB]

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!! OMG, raw chicken dearest?: David Bowie’s ‘The Stars (Are Out Tonight)’ !!


The perfect androgynous coupling; Bowie is like a female musical version of Tilda and Tilda is like an actorly male version of David.
The second video to come out of Bowie’s long-awaited march album ‘The Next’, ‘The Stars (Are Out Tonight)’ features Bowie and Swinton as a BOUJIE PASTEL-CLAD COUPLE being stalked by their younger female self who kind of looks like David and Tilda’s lovechild.
Oh good lord; then Tilda uses her electric carving knife implement to slice up the chicken, but was so distracted all afternoon doing her new Edward Scissor-Hands [chicken-carver-version] up-doo that she forgot to turn the oven on..erm that chicken looks a little pink inside…maybe it needs a few more minutes Tilda dearest?!
[via dejeunesgensmodernes]

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!! OMG, Call on Me: Janet Jackson’s Japanese Cellphone commercials !!


Are you getting ‘feedback…feedback’ on your cellphone…call Janet on 647-MEG-AMIX.
You may have thought that Janet’s best looks were like her liquid metal circle-boob-peek purple S&M spaceship look in ‘What’s It Gonna Be’ or like her Masai mother-earth septum-ringed tribal queen look in ‘Together Again’. Well neither of these looks trump Janet’s 1993 look as a nosy Japanese housewife who’s pleasure principle of the month is receiving her cellphone bill!
First she gets all Rhythm Nation on beating the dust’n’grime out of her duvet cover, then she goes fish shopping in the local market in a top-head pony-tail and deep red suit jacket…all the time on speed-dial…
647-MEG-AMIX…leave a message if she don’t answer and she will totally get back to you…after she’s finished purchasing a new head for her mop and a brand new pair of marigold gloves.
[thanks Brake!]

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!! OMG, Eurovision of winter beauty: Loreen’s ‘Heal’ !!


Swedish ‘Idol’ contestant and Eurovision participantypant Loreen releases the video for the title track from her new album…well it’s called ‘Heel’; it’s an album about a variety of known medical conditions related to heels: HEEL SPURS, CRACKED HEELS and a soaring track about an ACHILLES TENDON RUPTURE featuring Mariah…
…oh erm oops, no it’s apparently called ‘Heal’, and sorry, no Mariah…although I’d love to see her belt out a version of ‘Hero’ called ‘Heel-yo’:

“there’s a heel yo, if you look inside your heart, you don’t have to be afraid of heel wa-a-a-arts”

I love this video, it very much looks like a documentary entitled ‘The Long Canadian Winter’, what with the frozen mammoths in the ICY URBAN TUNDRA, soundtracked by elongated steel drum bongs and elephant tooooots.
[via WAPS]

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!! OMG, crocHAAAAY!: Sister By Sibling’s FW ’13/14; ‘The Natural Blonde’ !!

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“Nothing stands in your way when you’re a blonde except perhaps the wardrobe door”

This was lifted from the 1983 book; ‘Blondes, a history from their earliest roots’ and is a quote from the Limey mouth of -90s’ Big Breakfast presenter & inspiration for Sibling’s FW’13/14 Womens collection- Paula Yates.

“This season we wanted to explore the idea of Paula Yates’ feminine sexuality,” say Sister by Sibling AKA Joe Bates, Sid Bryan and Cozette McCreery…”It was as if she took her look as a role; an ad for an ideal homemaker subverted. In our eyes she was the perfect English Rose. Punk Version.”

Jump below to see some more oversize crochet florals in dental green and mousey-tones, plus some NURSERY-HUED knitted ‘foam-fingers’ and such the like from the earlier Sibling Mens collection.

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