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!! OMG, Syron’s blaring: Syron’s ‘Here’ !!


OK, that’s it, I’m done with this winter shite. I’m going to pull out the blow-up mattress from the back of the closet, run a salty bath and crank the heat up. Then Imma lather myself in spf 60 and lie on the mattress in the bath in my CROCHET FLORAL ONESIE and ORCHID-PRINT HEAD-WRAP with this tune blaring on repeat…at least until my totsies get pruney and my cd walkman falls off the side of the toilet.
[via stereogum]

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!! OMG, Alicia Queens: Detox, Vicky Vox & Willam; ‘Boy is a Bottom’ !!


Did you know that the Latin for sloppy bottom was “slopabottumus”…no, me neither.
This bunch of key-queens sound great, kind of like En Vogue used to.

“I heard one time he had a gown”

…a ‘gown’? I can only imagine what this is…kind of like when your grandma asks if you can straighten out the ‘skirt’ on the bottom of her SATINESQUE PLEATED SOFA COVER.
Speaking of satin, I’m hoping these skin-tone-synthetic-cinched angels are waiting for me at the pearly gates of the pink sock shop. It’s likely NSFW, unless you work at the PINK SOCK SHOP.

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!! OMG, When mum dresses her Children bad: ’25 Most Embarrassing Destiny’s Child Coordinated Looks’ !!

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Also released today is Destiny’s Childrens’ compilation album ‘Love Songs’ and to celebrate we had a nosey-poke through Buzzfeed’s ’25 Most Embarrassing Destiny’s Child Coordinated Looks’ which is almost as hilarious as ‘Poor Michelle’…oh Michelle!
My three favorites are:
“Number 17. The time they wore banana-colored tiered ruffled skirts.”
“Number 16. The time they wore various red things and Farrah didn’t get any bling because she was going to be kicked out of the group soon.”
“And number 3. The time they wore yellow lace and made Kelly wear a big flap of denim.”
Oh Tina, REALLY MAMA, what the shite were you thinking?

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!! OMG, Cher-ing is caring: Cher ‘Woman’s World’ !!


And from one drag queen to another: Frank played me this on Saturday, and before the end of the song I was already singing the chorus from the depths of my tonsils, cos I’m imagining this is where Cher gets that sound from; she has a hole in her TONSIL DANGLERS where the sound comes out.
It’s like a combination of Beyonce’s ‘Girls…’ and Whitney’s ‘Million Dollar Bill’…it’s just CHER-FECT.
I read on Cherworld.com that Ray Kay [‘Poker Face’/”Till the World Ends’] is currently working on the video, featuring his squirlfriend Cathrine Haave who had this to say on the video:

“This will be an artistic video, which has a very positive and universal message. Fine details need to be kept secret, so I can not say much more than that”

Erm Catherine?! CHER-ING IS CARING…is that all you have to say on it ?

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!! OMG, Sharing is caring: Sharon Needles ‘This Club Is A Haunted House’ !!


With an introduction from Her Royal Herness RuPaul, here’s Sharron’s video for her new single off the album ‘PG-13’ which is released today and available in all all-year-round Halloween decoration shops:

“Once upon a time there was a little dead girl, dug up from the corn fields of Newton, Iowa. Discovered by a much more gorgeous, blacker, beautiful, famous drag queen, and her career took off…Oh Lord I’ve created a monster…you better burn witch!”

Is Sharron’s personal assistant really called ‘Potatoes’?…o.k. that’s amazing…”write this down Potatoes…fake blood, prop bear bottle, leather-clad club kids…new video”

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