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!! OMG, Needles to say…: Sharon Needles, TUBBER GIRL !!


This wee snip-tit-bit is for Sharon Needles’ [of RPDR fame] upcoming video ‘This Tub Club Is A Haunted House’, off her ALBAM, coming out on 29th entitled ‘PG-13’.
Like a true TUB GIRL, she spoke to newnownext from her bathroom coffin, all about her new show, new book, new musical, new album, new new-new, and all about being a humbled cover girl [“…put the base in your walk”].

“Sometimes I forget how famous I am”

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!! OMG, So Sad: One Direction Little Things [TEEN WITCH FAN CLUB edit] !!


Oh dear, she’s so up-set.
I first thought the sound snippet at the beginning of the track was me when the police phoned me to tell me TAKE THAT had split up back in 1996.
Uggghhhh 🙁
Well even though OD have threatened to do a Take That-Style split, it hasn’t happened yet.
After my tear ducts dried up in late ’96, I’ve been making new tears for such an occasion…hence the bags under my eyes…they nearly burst when I heard this slow sad remix of ‘Little Things’
…nearly…not quite

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!! OMG, Clown Krumpin’ Lady dumpin’: Wild Belle “Keep You” !!


“Yuh jus a bodda bodda big man suh”; well that told her!
She shouldn’t be so scared of this 5 year old little brown scamp, she could just squish him if she wanted to…take note RiRi.
I love the l’African 70s styling in this video by family band Wild Belle.
She should run away whilst he’s off CLOWN-KRUMPING ON HIS CAR, or whilst he’s playing his big-ass bass saxophone on the table and off in his boat.
Naamsaayn?

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!! OMG, Quantum Physicists: Destiny’s Children’s ‘Nuclear’ !!

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On the tail-end of last week’s ‘Writing on the Wall’, the Children of Destiny now have noises to go with their Safari-Resort-themed album cover. It sounds like this:

It’s had mixed reviews, but I like it, it reminds me of the more soulful parts of their earlier albums, it’s very ’90s-R’n’B-albums-with-story-intros/farewell-outros/acapella -interludes/extra-tracks&preludes’

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!! OMG, Destiny Fulfilled: Destiny’s Child NEW ALBUM! !!

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It’s called ‘Love Songs’
It features an entirely new track entitled ‘Nuclear’
The cover is classic R’n’B B&W soul-divass
Kelly looks a little like a SAFARI TOUR GUIDE on the cover.
It’s released on the 22nd of January
You can pre-order it HERE
Pre-ordering it automatically makes you an INDEPENDENT WOMAN
They are like the brown ‘Charmed’ Sisters but *more*magical*
They are the Children of Destiny
‘Nuff said
DESTINY FULFILLED!!
[via capital]
[Thanks Bear!]

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