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!! OMG, she’s stopped whipping her hair: Willow Smith ‘Sugar & Spice’ !!


Willow has finally stopped whipping her hair back and forth and back and forth…
Her neck is so blooming sore and her CORN WEAVE FLEW OFF ages ago, so time for a new song then. Ok Willow, just sit down and rest yo neck, here’s a slower number for you.
Willow Smith samples Radiohead’s ‘Codex’ in this slower, more personal [probably not cos she’s like 5-and-a-half and hasn’t had anything happen to her yet, someone else wrote it but she can damn well sing it] sing-a-long.
My neck is sore too, but I still want to whip it back and forth so I’m playing ‘Sugar & Spice’ and just doing it really slowly along to the song
…back…and…forth…
and…
back…
and…
forth. [WHIP IT WHIP IT WHIP IT!]

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!! OMG, Perfect: Oh Land perform ‘Perfection’ !!


From her performance last April with the Danish National Chamber Orchestra, and released online a few days ago, here’s Oh Land performing Perfection, Live.
I’m now making a CARDBOARD & TINFOIL petal tutu to wear with my parade booties this weekend.
What’s there not to love about a jive side-step kids choir orchestral harp stage combo?
via joemygod]

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!! OMG, Mini lizards are the new nail appliqué: BROOKE CANDY “EVERYBODY DOES” !!


Like Ke$ha but SHINIER, LEZ-ERER and SKANK-ERERER, Brooke Candy’s vomming all about banging models in the bed and popping bottles in the club. I’m not sure I’ve ever banged a model in the bed or popped a bottle in the club, unless you count Blue WKD or Smirnoff Ice.
Along with Lana, S-Club 7, The Spice Girls, The Pussycat Dolls…I could go on….Brooke gets lost in the desert and has to dance for water and a ride back home in her C3PO costume.
At 2.00 she totally channels Kim Kardashian for W Magazine [gold version] with additional FOAMY PLATFORMS to boot.
H#SHT#G: piss_kick_toilet_troll

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!! OMG, Dollarama Bananarama: BEARnanarama ‘Move In My Direction’ !!


My parents knew I was gay when at 2 years old I would crawl up the TV every time Bananarama came on.
Whaaaaaat?!
Well these bears have donned adult diapers with bows on the back and cheap lilac ribbonnette to make what looks like a better and MORE SEXPENSIVE VERSION.
Move OVA Banana Bitches!

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!! OMG, She’s been to the Mall: GITA ‘Let That’ !!


Ok so she wunt down to the maaawwll, popped into Forever 21, got her nails done and gone grabbed herself a Janet Jackson-style-extreme-fish-eye-lense from the Walmart bargain-bin. Oh what else is that, is that a Cabbage-patch doll, oh no sorry a MELON-PATCH DOLL? They don’t sell that at our local Toys’R’Us?! What mall did you go to Gita? Tell me where I can Gitall that stuff girl!

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