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!! OMG, educate yourself: The Gays are coming !!
The American Family Association has made an informative DVD called They're Coming to Your Town, that instructs Joe the Asshole on how to prevent gays from "taking over" his local government. Also available in "Five Pack" for all those Joe Five Packs out there. (via Videogum and Ed)
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posted by Frank on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 in Dangerous
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!! OMG, how deadly: Sarah Palin media appearances !!
Sarah Palin just won't stop appearing on television and saying nothing. At least this time there is a little action happening the background. Have you ever seen a live turkey get killed in a giant funnel before? It's like she did it with her words. (Thanks to Ed for the tip!)
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posted by Frank on Friday, November 21, 2008 in Dangerous
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!! OMG, ridiculous: GOOP by Gwyneth Paltrow !!
So, for some reason, Gwyneth Paltrow feels the need to rub her fabulous life in your face via a website called GOOP. On GOOP, Gwyneth tells you why your life sucks and what you need to do to be better, like her:
My life is good because I am not passive about it. I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard. I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and feel nice.
Over the years, I have tried lots of different things. I have made lots of mistakes. But I have figured some things out in the process and I would like to share them with you. Whether you want a good place to eat in London, some advice on where to stay in Austin, the recipe I made up this week, or some thoughts from one of my sages, GOOP is a little bit of everything that makes up my life.
Make your life good. Invest in what's real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you've never been to. Learn something new. Don't be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great.
OH MY GOD! This makes me so mad! What a cunt! Hey, Gwyneth, here's why your life is so fucking fantastic: You were born into privelige, you are kind of pretty, and are married to a rich rock star. FUCK YOU!
She might as well just say what she really thinks - if you're poor or ugly, just kill yourself, cause I have no use for you.
Thanks to Kirby for the tippy.
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posted by Graydon on Wednesday, November 12, 2008 in Retarded
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!! OMG, how easily duped: Sarah Palin !!
The Masked Avengers of Montreal's CKOI 96.9 FM radio station called up Sarah Palin the other day. One of them impersonated French President Nicholas Sarkozy and engaged Gov. Palin in a conversation so absurd that any normal person would have hung up the phone. (via Salon and Hot or Not)
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posted by Frank on Sunday, November 2, 2008 in Retarded
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!! OMG, how retarded: Snuggie !!
Snuggie, the blanket with arms, costs only $14.95 and will save you from those pesky arm-confining death-traps called "regular blankets". But wait, I have an even better offer. I'll save you $14.95 with four words: WEAR YOUR HOUSECOAT BACKWARD.
Kind of via GIFTED THOUGHTS.
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posted by Graydon on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 in Retarded
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!! OMG, how delusional: Drudge Report readers !!
Judging from the polls this morning, just about everypone in the U.S. who watched Sarah Palin's amateurish minstrel show of a debate performance last night (including, shockingly, a strong majority of Fox News viewers) agrees that Joe Biden was the clear winner.
Readers of the popular conservative mouthpiece blog Drudge Report seem to be the only ones who believe differently. Could it be the provocative Miss Alaska bathing suit footage that clouded their judgment? More likely it's good old fashioned denial.
If you want to vote in any or all of the major post-debate polls, MoveOn.org has provided a comprehensive list of links.
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posted by Frank on Friday, October 3, 2008 in Politicious
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!! OMG, don't do it: Ben & Jerry's Breast Milk !!
PETA (who else?) are asking Ben & Jerry's to produce their ice cream using human breast milk rather than cow's milk. This request comes after a Swiss chef began using human breast milk in his restaurant for all of his dairy dishes.
The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream?
Read more HERE.
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posted by Graydon on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 in Retarded
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!! OMG, how retarded: Clintons 4 McCain !!
Meet Clintons 4 McCain: aka a bunch of white conspiracy theorists looking for any reason not to vote for a black person. Quoth the ringleader, "People like me would not vote for him." (via WOW Report)
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posted by Frank on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 in Retarded
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!! OMG, how retarded: Wrong Georgia !!
Half of me wants to comfort poor little dullard Jessica, and the other half of me wants to smack the dumb twat upside the head.
In other news from Georgia, did everyone see my new boyfriend MANUCHAR KVIRKVELIA win the gold in wrestling at the Olympics yesterday? I love my new boyfriend. He'll never leave me. NEVER!
Thanks to Minh T. for the tip.
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posted by Graydon on Thursday, August 14, 2008 in Retarded
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!! OMG, how unnatural: Sprinkler rainbows !!
Something sinister is happening in this sprinkler, and yours could be next! WHAT IS OOZING OUT OF OUR GROUND???
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posted by Frank on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 in Retarded
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