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!! OMG, ØTHERWØRLDLY: Sølve Sundsbø shoots Tilda Swinton for W Magazine Korea !!

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Despite an initial lack of attention from the fashion world London-based Norwegian photographer and previous Nick Knight understudy Sølve Sundsbø has now worked with all major fashion houses [Yves Saint Laurent, Chanel, Cartier, Dolce & Gabbana, Dior, Gucci, Hermès, Armani and Alexander McQueen to name a few]. Designer Tom Ford applauds his work, having collaborated with him many times over the last couple of decades:

“Sølve is a great talent in the fashion industry…his photographs speak for themselves. They are powerful, beautiful [and] always fresh.”

Working for W Magazine Korea, Sundsbø shoots Tilda Swinton in an editorial entitled ‘The Aura’ in which Swinton poises in an aural albumen of icy blue, clad in Gareth Pugh, Ann Demeulemeester and Haider Ackermann.
Click below to see the remainder of the editorial, plus a brief insight into the historically held interpretation of the blue aura.

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!! OMG, not Putin up with it: Barbie Breakout’s ‘Open Your Mouth’ [NSFW] !!


Newly divorced “family values” bill-signing Russian President Vladimir Putaaang has made it his sole mission to be a hypocritical INTERNATIONAL DANGLEBERRY. Just like dangleberries he is unwanted, embarrassing and leaves shit stains wherever he hangs out.
In response to said -formerly titled- “law against homosexual propaganda” which stifles, denies and generally suppresses, oppresses and depresses the LGBT community of Russia, German drag queen Barbie Breakout posted the above video which sees her sew her lips shut to represent the attempts of the Russian parliament to violently silence the voices of those who don’t fit into their “traditional sexual relations” closet box.

“The pain I felt inside when I had to see in the media what is happening in Russia was greater than the physical pain of the needle.” _Breakout Barbie

[via buzzfeed]

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!! OMG, collecting dust: Records made of cremated remains !!

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A few months back we posted a record made of ice, an ephemeral piece which would -on listening- likely melt and run all over your record player, your teak dresser and your favorite Disney princess carpet-rug. Well, British company And Vinyly will take that dead Disney princess magic carpet and press it’s cremated remains into a record, which could play the soundtrack of ‘Magic Carpet Ride‘ [aka ‘A Whole New World‘] from Aladin, whilst you weep and [maybe leak] over the loss of several woven Disney princess friends in your own personal -not gay at all- Disney princess wake ! With a little more permanence than that icy leaky disk you bought back when !
If you didn’t buy the ice record so non of this ever ever happened but your Guinea pig called -let’s say- Mr Snugglepusspuss just died, And Vinyly will press that pig in a record, you can select a special sing-a-long song from their online ‘raveyard’ and even have Mr Snugglepusspuss released in record stores..one day an unassuming slightly overfed wad of fuzzy-fluff, the next a global pop sensation, I know £3000 seems a little expensive as an initial investment but -you know- Britney has sacrificed a lot [hair, sanity, lactation, umbrellas] to become the old Mommy Smurfette superstar she is now…
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!! OMG, MOHAIRY !: Michael Käpernick’s hairy garments !!

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Designed by German hair and makeup artist Michael Käpernick, this collection of hairy garments will leave you feeling like you have a pube wrapped around your tonsils, either that or you do [have a pube wrapped around your tonsils] still !
What I want to know is where he got all that pubic mohair material from, I haven’t seen that one at my local Fabricland, what would that be under, upholstery, outdoors, the pubic swathes and genital haberdashery aisles ?
Click below to see more looks from the collection. Me personally, I’m waiting for his line of pubic nipple-less tube tops and HIGH-WAISTED BALACLAVAS to come out next season !

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!! OMG, #SISTERHOODRATS: ‘Gurl’ by the bros of Furry Creek !!


Just when you thought you’d waxed that Furry Creek and gotten that Sisi [making-me-feel-a-bit] Sickles out from the back of your throat those rogue hairs have come poking through at the worst moment, ie. as soon as you are ‘dropping trou’…how embarassing.
The rather unsportsmanlike former sportsmen, Chad Chad and Guy Gagnier are taking loosing the competition badly so have barged back into the sour-lime-light to convince Freddy that he has to leave that abusive God-bonking floral-wearing homophobe Petunia who is the Chris Brown to his Riri
…CHILD sHE ain’t your DESTINY, gurl get outta there, you don’t need sHim in your life!

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