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!! OMG, homemade with gasoline and ‘shrooms: M.I.A.s’ “Bring the Noise” !!


If you do not own A HOLY COW, some white lace leggings or a MACRAME HAIRY WIG SHRUG you are not invited to M.I.A.‘s gold embossed mosque-rave; if you do have any of the above, come right on in, make yourself at home, feel free to visit her dry-ice prayer room…peace be with you !
Thank you High Empress Arulpragasam…
hommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !
[via WAPS]

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!! OMG, a Q&A with Cakes Da Killa !!

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Cakes Da Killa describes himself as a “walking contradiction.” There’s a video online of his “hypothetical rap mother” Remy Ma spitting a 6 minute a cappella from a jail cell. She coughs out the term “nice nasty” (not to be confused with Michel’le’s RnB groove “Nicety“) which pretty much encapsulates what Cakes is all about: He’s a RAP PIÑATA who busts open on stage to reveal a torrent of bitchy verbal arrangements concerning your boyfriend, those that need pay to be gay, and them homophobic hypocrites.

In advance of his Toronto Pride performance this Friday at Fit Primpin at the Great Hall we interrupted Cakes’s busy baking schedule to chatter about poonany power, spirit animals and his favorite bad boy Draco Malfoy.

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!! OMG, she’s “a pro-fes-sio-nal!”: Kaycee Rice’s ‘Werk’ !!


OK, wait, hang on; preteen sparkle crotch thrusts? mine!
The scuttle run? That’s my move, I do that when I’m ready to leave the club, then I toe-to-head hand roll and crump some more!
I have to say I would never do the “wait, like, I don’t get it” part because I DO get it, I invented it so I get it, I also get what plagiarism is too, so pipe down Babycakes!
Eurgh, she’s so young I can still see the UTERAL ALBUMEN flying off her pony tail whip!
I am so used to doing this dance that every time I hear the word “professional” in the office I break into a hair whip and do that drop at the end, except not quite like this girl, it’s more like I get dizzy and fall into the photocopier, but you’re are allowed to be sloppy and wrinkly when you invented things, and not if your just a PRE-TEEN COPY CAT BOBBLE-HEADED BRATZ SKANK!
[Thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, she’s having a melt-down: HK119’s ‘Iceberg’ !!


Looking like Artemis Bell in a pair of mime gloves, Finnish performance artist Heidi Kilpeläinen embodies the iceberg she sings about: like the iceberg she’s big, she’s scary, and she would kill a boat full of people in the middle of the night if you accidentally bumped into her ass on the dancefloor.

“Im a little iceberg, floating towards you”

_I have to say Heidi you are so scaring me right now with your CARDBOARD CUTOUT WHITE-EMMENTAL-CHEESE-SLICE-CROWN
I can’t tell whether she’s just getting tired of prancercising at 4.00 or if she’s actually having a full on middle-aged melt-down. Go buy her album before she looses it !
[via wonderland]

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!! OMG, CHICK C’EST CHIC : hen ‘saddles’ !!

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OK, so apparently ^ THIS ^ is a thing now.
In THIS video, you can discover how it is you dress your chicken:
“So to put a diaper on a chicken [I honestly cannot even believe this]…you wanna keep her fresh [OK, fresh, got it]….cover her poophole [this makes my poophole invert]…blah blah blah so you don’t hurt her”
…HURT HER?!
What do you think this dumpy BATIK-C’EST-CHIC is gonna do to her street-cred? I think if the other chickens see she has that on they will beat the chicken crap out of her ‘poophole’; first off for having to wear a diaper because she keeps shatting herself and secondly,,,because she’s wearing a frigging batik diaper bib dress dungarees apron thingy. Cluck cluck honey, cluck cluck !
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[via oddity]

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