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!! OMG, TOTAL ELITISM ! : Prancing Elites !!


If like me you hate those pretty white popular bitches from the cheerleading squad and hate team B cheer leaders even worse because they think they are top notch even though you could dance-shite all over their crispy perms but they wouldn’t let you in because you’re a Mr-male and sort of like to make up your own moves anyway so whatever.
…well then you better hope the Prancing Elites’ all black all male cheerleading squad have a team B for BOW-LEGGED FRECKLY WHITE GIRLS because if that exists then I’m the head lady in that pompom squadron and we have like thousands of croquette championships to crump at, so sign up.
Before you do though, please do watch and learn from Prancing Elites’ tutorial video as a number of their routine moves will be stolen and re-imagined for the croquette crowd.
Team B team name…?…’THE CRINKLE CRUNCH CRUNK CRUMPIN’ CREW !’
Our motto…?…“Eat it up !”
[via funkydineva, Thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, wave wrinkles goodbye: the ‘Facewaver’ exercise mask !!

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This young lady looks ever-so-slightly shocked and surprised, I feel awful for her that she has to wear that unsightly head-sleeve until which time her face heals from that atrocious house-fire she was trapped in…what do you mean this isn’t the burns ward it’s the nurses staff room?
Let me re-phrase that; this silly lady has nothing wrong with her other than the fact that she is wearing what looks somewhat like Nicolas Cage’s Face/Off FACIAL FLAP, the “ribbed for her pleasure” version with easy-release Velcro pads which she heard make your wrinkles simply fly away from you; literally, your wrinkles grow tiny-weeny limbs and scamper off!…OR NOT, which is probably the reason why she looks so blooming shocked and surprised, as she’s a nurse and should know better than to spend $60 on what is essentially an OVERSIZED MARIGOLD DISH-WASHING RUBBER GLOVE!
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[via oddity]

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!! OMG, pearls, glitter and rhinestones: The Face of Furry Creek, week 1; Auditions !!


Drop-shoulder peachy plume pushy mom Liz show’s us just how darned eager her 14 year old son isn’t to win Furry Creek’s ‘The Face of Furry Creek’ [not a child pageant competition] competition:

“And here we have contestant number three Greg’s mom’s son Greg’s mom’s son Greg”.

Oh hell, it it was a repetition competition, Liz’d be lying on the rostrum as she’d blooming be 1st, 2nd and 3rd as well.
You can see the other contestant’s audition tapes over at TFoFC’s web-of-joy-site, including Deb’s audition tape which wasn’t even made by her, but by rival and bezzie Sisi; so the video is sort of more about Sisi [isn’t everything] and sort of only features Deb for about 5 seconds and she’s poopy-dooping which seems a tad biased, unless your into ‘1 Girl 1 Cup’, in which case VOTE DEB [not really, shhhhh]!

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!! OMG, fantasmical furry fascinations: Maiko Takeda’s RCA millinery collection !!

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Inspired by the “futuristic mood” of Philipp Glass and Robert Wilson’s opera ‘Einstein on the Beach’, Maiko Takeda’s Royal College of Art 2013 millinery collection comprised of caterpiller-like rainbow facial fans and sea urchin-esque acrylic ‘schoodies’ and fascinators:

“I wanted to create ethereal experiences for the wearer through the pieces. Through the experiment process, I developed the technique to create a visual effect of intangible aura.”

Follow the jump to view the remainder of Takeda’s plastic fun furry facial fantasies.

[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

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