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!! OMG, Evasion Persuasion: Ms. Lauryn Hill’s ‘Neurotic Society (Compulsory Mix)’ !!

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Last week
we got a musical chubby at the news that Ms. Lauryn Hill might be releasing new material and she just went ahead and served us up some serious ‘don’t even mess me about Uncle Samuel’ lyrical smorgesBourguignon with her track ‘Neurotic Society’.
After having released the track Ms. Hill -once again- took to tumblr to announce “Here is a link to a piece that I was ‘required’ to release immediately” -presumably- hence the additional ‘Compulsory Mix’ tag, who’s lyrics become even more voluminous from within the confines of imprisonment from that same “economic paradigm” Lauryn previously called out against:

“More money, less equality…hypocritics on salary…contagious social gluttony

Quiet victims with no defense portrayed over dollars and cents…

Don’t trust it, this cosmology is busted”

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!! OMG, lady shady shade: Alexis Colby and Dominique Devereaux serve it up !!


Now that ‘..Drag Race’ has reached the finish line, we are all gasping for a sip of tea, and these couple of bitches are brewing a steaming pot of loose leaf EARL GAY:
Kevin sent me this a couple of days back with the heading ‘Dynasty Shade Fest’, which I think about sums it all up, these bitches are throwing the best kind of shade, that is rich privileged fur-clad lady shady shade, apart from the other best type of shade which is LAMP-SHADE, of which there are none in this scene, just lots of well tended to indoor tropical plant shades.
[thanks Kevin & Margot]

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!! OMG, Xena Warrior Princesses: Ukraine’s Asgarda Girls !!

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In 1904 American psychologist G. Stanley Hall said “Adolescence is a new birth”.
Based on the book of the same name by punk author Jon Savage, Matt Wolf’s documentary ‘Teenagers’ premiered at Tribeca film festival last week. It explores the lesser-known teenage subcultures that have emerged since the beginning of the 20th century, the term ‘teenager’ itself only cropping up since the WW2.
Dazed asked Wolf to list his 5 favourite teen tribes, top of the list being Ukraine’s Asgarda Girls.
Described as “Riot grrrls of the Amazon variety” these 150 female students live together in the Carpathian Mountains where look to revive the tribal traditions of the Scythian Amazons of ancient Greek mythology. They train under former Soviet karate master Volodymyr Stepanovytch and practice life skills and sciences as empowered women free from the oppression of men.
Follow the jump to see photographs of the Asgarda Girls…I totes want to be one too, it’s like the Spice Girls, but with a sickles and nunchucks instead of a colour-coordinated sparkly microphones!

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!! OMG, CAT FISH SUSHI ROLLS: SUSHI CATS !!

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I just “squeeeed” so hard my larynx fell out!
I’m taking the day off work tomorrow to learn the magical sushi cat song [below] and to study the ancient art of rolling CATIFORNIA RORRS by studying the various exemplary food porns after the kitty jump.

Seriously, I’m not joking, there will be NO omg posts tomorrow, I’m sorry but I simply don’t have time, what with learning the song a rolling the rolls and meow meowing around the house with two blocks of wood strapped to my feet, a bamboo steamer lid on my head and a pink synthetic bath robe tied under my pits!

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!! OMG, pyjama party: Lonely Girl Big Pants !!


When RuPaul says “you better work” what she’s talking about is that moment when you realise you actually really did leave the house wearing only your Stewie from Family Guy FLEECY INCONTINENCE PANTALOONS and by the time you notice you are already elbow deep in the Walmart makeup section bargain bin, so you better try and clime into that same bargain bin and hibernate until you die from shame or “you better work”. [p.s. don’t work at Walmart, that’s not what this means].
Favourite sections?; the down-the-aisle forwards roll to star jump and the “I’m a shy fleecy pterodactyl behind the wall of discounted toilet roll please don’t look at me, just a fleecy pterodactyl, not much, please ignore” part.
[via huffpost]

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