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!! OMG, what the wrinklies thinklies: What Old People Think About Gay Sex !!


As Ronnie from Real Housewives of Vancouver would say I’m “a little bitch, arentcha?!” because for the first few seconds of this video I was like, “oh great, blooming old wrinkly sacks of grey sludge, saying things like “oh it’s none of my business” and that kind of crap”, and then of course they all end up being raging original homos; it just took my gaydar a while to kick in, I had it in ‘twink mode’, not ‘old mode’, and I totally judged the crap out of them, what a little bitch I am AREN’CHI ?!
These golden girls and gays are totally horned up and ready to pump, just mention the word sex and they are ON HEAT, the kind of heat you get from a SYNTHETIC QUILTED ELECTRIC BLANKET, and those things can burn houses down if left unchecked!

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!! OMG, mari et mari: Pierre et Gilles for V Magazine !!

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‘Pierre et Gilles’s’ pre-photoshop photographs “are iconic, yet none of their sitters look robotic…because everything is done by hand” so says shoe designer and long held friend Christian Louboutin.
The French couple have photographed Andy Warhol, Iggy Pop and Madonna and collaborated with fashion designers Thierry Mugler and Jean Paul Gaultier over the years, and their.
Their latest series, which you can see after the jump, are a series of self portraits of the couple created in pre-emptive celebration of the approval of Marriage Equality in France:

“It’s actually our second time doing this…in 1993 we did a fake wedding which showed Gilles as a bride.” _Pierre Commoy

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!! OMG, golden tower: L’Uritonnoir by Les Ekovores !!

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…and from one front bum fluid to another: L’Uritonnoir is a cross between a urinal (“urinoir”) and a funnel (“entonnoir”).
The urinal funnel comes in either flat-pack polypropylene or stainless steel and is simply pushed in and strapped on to a straw bale, where, once peeped on the bail starts to decompose from the inside.
Les Ekovores suggest the straw bail urinal can then be used horticulturally, by local farmers or as a planter itself the following year.
Follow the jump for more photos plus diagrams explaining the process of installation and decomposition. Production starts in June and L’Uritonnoir will debut at French festival Hellfest this year.
Let’s just hope nobody takes acid and decides to take a crap in it!

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!! OMG, soak it up: ‘Pad’ Gardner, the human sanitary pad !!

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‘Pad’ Gardner is looking to do a walk across America to raise awareness of Toxic Shock Syndrome from tampon usage, which is great cos now I know what that is and will stop using them in my back bum to mop up my anal leakages.
‘Pad”s 2013 resolutions were firstly to get his name legally changed to ‘Pad’ , to set a world record for having the largest pad collection, and lastly to become a disposable feminine pad [preferably Kotex as they are his favourite colour pink].
Since the age of 10 Gardner has been an otherkin [having a desire to become a non-human object] and his goal has been to spend eight hours sopping up lady-gunk as a jam rag and discarded into the garbage where he will experience ecstasy at having fulfilled his life purpose:

“I am planning to donate myself and all the pads in the collection to women in need of pads once I have become a pad finally,”

We wish him all the luck in the world, and we hope he doesn’t accidentally get stuck to anyone’s shoe whilst crossing the continent!
[via dailydot, thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, birth day cards: Birth Certificates reBORN by IWANT !!

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Icon Magazine’s ‘Rethink’ asks designers to re-imagine existing designs, established processes and engrained habits of everyday objects and systems.
IWANT Design rethought the birth certificate to serve as a more bespoke representation of birth.
The traditional information still remains on the document -some now represented by symbols- as well as astrological, astronomical and etymological details of the newborn and prints of their tiny albumen-sopping handies and feeties!
You can see the four seasonally colour-coded versions of re-imagined birth certificates after the jump. I’m off to breed myself so I can have one too!

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