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!! OMG, How Dramatic: Flight attendant uses emergency slide to make his huffy job exit !!

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Normally I love working for OMG Blog, but I’ll admit that it can sometimes be trying keeping up with Frank’s incessant demands.* Why have I never quit? Because the OMG Office doesn’t have a giant inflatable slide!**
That was not an issue for 38-year-old JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater, who had an argument with a passenger and stormed off the plane by inflating the emergency exit slide and sliding his way to employment freedom. What a way to go out with a swish!

“To the passenger who called me a m—f–er, f— you,” flight attendant Steven Slater ranted over the intercom, passengers said.

“I’ve been in the business 28 years. I’ve had it. That’s it.”

After activating the emergency exit and sliding down to the tarmac, Slater returned to pick up his bag and rode the AirTrain to his car parked the JetBlue lot, cops said.

[New York Post via Gawker]
* JK, Frank is truly the best boss ever
** We don’t actually have OMG Blog offices, but if we did I’m sure a giant inflatable slide would be the first item purchased to furnish it.

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!! OMG, world’s longest tongue !!

Nick has a tongue measuring over 9 centimeters long. He can reach it up to touch his eye, and lick his elbow. This is a demonstration of his tongue tricks.

(Thanks to Tommy for the tip!)

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!! OMG, It’s Multipurpose: A Chap’s Stick !!

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How many times have you found yourself about to get saucy with some sexy fellow only to realize at the last minute that not only are your lips chapped beyond recognition, but that you’re about as moist as a week-old French cruller “down there”? How embarrassing!
Now there’s a new product that will solve both problems at once. Not only is A Chap’s Stick a totally organic lip moisturizer, it’s also intended for “moisturizing” your, you know, intimate areas. And it’s minty!
Order A Chap’s Stick here. (Site mildly NSFW)
[Via WOW Report]

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!! OMG, Goodbye to All That Cooch: Wonder Woman Finally Covers Up Her Wonder-vaj !!

Wonder Woman is finally hanging up her star spangled panties and putting on some ladylike tights. The famous superheroine started her career in a little skirt thingy but quickly traded it in for her classic undies-and-bustier look (I guess because it was too easy to see up the skirt thingy when she was flying around in that invisible plane?) and is now finally opting for a more modest “fashion aerobics” look, which also includes a leather jacket and more elaborate bracelets.
The new outfit, designed by artist Jim Lee, will make its debut in the upcoming Wonder Woman #600. Not to worry, though: we may have seen the last of Wonder Woman’s side-cooch, but some things remain the same. She’s keeping the tiara!
[Newsarama via DListed]
P.S., As a special Wonder Bonus, I’ve included my favorite-ever of Wonder Woman’s specialty frocks after the jump!

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