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!! OMG, It soothes: Japanese Ball Cream !!


I don’t know about you, but the weather’s getting hot lately, and that means that my balls have been on fire! Sometimes it takes all the self-control I can must not to reach into my shorts right on the street and give them a big, long scratch. Too bad I don’t live in Japan, where you can buy this special anti-itch cream, especially designed for sweaty, constrained balls. Not only will it make them stop itching, but judging by the fellows in the commercial (above) it also imbues the ability to do amazing ball-displaying leg extensions. I WANT!!!!
[Via Jezebel]

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!! OMG, Wig Out: Five Years of Tyra Banks Hair Disasters !!

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The Tyra Banks Show is going off the air after five ignominious years, and you know what that means: time for a Tyra Hair Retrospective! Not included: the season of Top Model where she only wore headscarves!
Unfortunately this is a clip from Jezebel so you’ll have to click over there to watch it. It’s worth it! Just protect your balls!
[Jezebel]

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!! OMG, How Revolutionary: Gay husbands advance marriage equality by winning shopping spree !!

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As most of our readers know, we’re big fans of marriage equality here at OMG Blog– and nothing says marriage equality like a lavish dowry from CRATE & BARREL! Gay newlyweds Gregory and Jonathan (above) recently launched an extremely aggressive campaign to win a Crate and Barrel wedding contest. And they courageously came in second, winning a $7,500 Crate and Barrel gift certificate. Let’s hope these brave freedom fighters enjoy their stemless wineglasses and chilewich placemats! And thank you for helping us fight for our right to be as materialistic and greedy as straight brides!
[Towleroad]

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