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!! OMG, She’s Back: Carrie Prejean! !!


Deluded Miss USA loser Carrie Prejean just will not go away, will she? Well, I guess I wouldn’t either if I were her: although she lost the pageant, she’s managed to carve out a lucrative business as a career homophobe! And not to worry about the little issue of that pageant crown: Carrie knows that the lord has a much bigger crown waiting for her in heaven!

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!! OMG, I wouldn’t teabag that: Teabaggers !!

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I got so excited this weekend when I found out there was a big TEA PARTY at the White House. Since I’m currently spending some time in the great US capital of the USA anyway, I trotted downtown looking my most clean and pretty, hoping to get some hot tea bag action. Hey, I’ve heard that there are some perfectly sexxxy Republicans out there, and if they’ll enthusiastically suck my nuts I don’t care what they think about healthcare. But to my incredible surprise, all the teabaggers were butt-ugly freaks! And also totally crazzzzy.
Don’t believe me? There’s now a blog about it: Look At This Fucking Teabagger. If you can find one teabagger you’d teabag, you win a special OMG Surprise. (The surprise is, of course, these nuts.)

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!! OMG, How Fancy: Cindy the Poodle !!

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Sandra “Sandy” Hartness of Yucca Valley, CA is a lady with a mission: to make her poodle Cindy look as creative and exotic as doggily possible. The professional dog groomer and owner of the Sandy Paws Grooming Shop is handier than Banksy with a can of spray-paint and would give Edward Scissorhands a run for his money with a pair of hedgeclippers. As for Cindy, this poodle is nothing if not a true pro, with a cool, competitive streak that has given her the edge in many a dog grooming competition. Says owner Sandy:

“You’re under quite a lot of pressure but Cindy is so calm and collected when she’s on the table – she’s all business during the competition.”

That’s harder than it seems when you’re a poodle disguised as a giant chicken!
True: some might argue that if God meant for poodles to look like chickens and Ninja Turtles he would have given them feathers and kitana blades. While I recognize the validity of that argument, I think most modern religious scholars would remind us that God gave poodles all that fur so that it can be shaved and dyed into ridiculous topiary fashions!
Other naysayers might posit that it hurts a dog’s feelings to turn her into a beautiful creature of whimsical fantasy. Ms. Hartness offers a sensible rebuke to those critics on her website:

For those who are overly concerned about the dogs emotions. Cindy loves the attention. She will prance around and expects your attention. This is a Creative Grooming Contest and Cindy will look like this for only a few hours. After the contest Cindy will be shaved.

I doubt even the most militant animal rights killjoy can argue with a prancing poodle desperate for love. So go ahead: enjoy Cindy’s outrageous (and award-winning) look book after the jump. Give her the attention she craves and deserves!

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!! OMG It’s My First Day! !!

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Well hi and everything! I know everyone (including me) is mourning Graydon’s departure to the mean and celebrity-peen-free streets of NYC, but I urge you all to dry your eyes because I’m here now, which means everything is going to be okay. It’s normal to be a little uneasy at the scary prospect of change, but I swear I swear I swear I’m going to be the COUSIN GERI rather than the COUSIN OLIVER of this web concern.
A little bit about me: my name is Bmad, I’m an Aries with an Aquarius rising, and I’ve been a faithful OMG reader since Frank’s first post. In the guise of my alter-ego, I write novels for teenage girls, which I would love it if you bought in large quantities. I’ll be posting here at least four times a day, so everything new will seem old again in no time.
Feel free to give me a warm welcome at [email protected] Nude pics happily accepted!

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!! OMG, how ingenious: Elephant Prosthetics !!

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Motola the elephant lost her leg in 1999, but after a few years of testing, her owners were able to get her a prosthetic leg to walk on – which is no easy task considering she weighs three tonnes. I think my own parents would have me put down before they had to spend that much time and effort fixing me up.
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