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!! OMG, WE’RE GAGGING ON…: Fetishism in Fashion at MoBA’s ’13 biennale !!

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When I hear “fetishism” my nasty-ass head goes straight to leather cat-o’-nine-tails and people squatting to deliver the NUTTY MOTHERLOAD, but for this years MoBA fashion biennale in Arnhem, Holland trend forecaster Li Edelkoort presents all facets of fetishism in fashion covering childhood memories, nomadism, regional identity, height obsession, mens’ secret accessory collections, monsters [exhibited for children at the local zoo], shamanism, and the history of the apron from domestic to sexual.

“We’re all born with kinds of fetishes and have a need for belonging and bondage from birth. It’s not just about fashion design, it’s about a movement that’s happening in society.”

Follow the jump to see a small selection of the pieces from some 300 designers being exhibited for Fetishism in Fashion until July 21st.

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!! OMG, BANANANANANAS: Krizia Robustella’s S/S ’14 Collection !!

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Entitled “Bananas is my Business” and inspired -one would then assume- by “the lady in the tutti-frutti hat” Carmen Miranda, Krizia Robustella’s S/S ’14 Collection screams Nestlé Munch Bunch country kitchen capsule collection.
Follow the jump to see more of the following:
double breasted vinyl table cloth jacket
ANGRY BLING’D-UP PIMP-STRAWBERRY RUNNING SHORTS
collectable sticker collection fruit punch polo
piña colada collar badge and
fruit bowl button badge baseball caps

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!! OMG, stinky heroes: super hero stockings !!

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What if you had a lard-ass torso with a pimply head and a lazy eye but super hero legs [just like me], well now you can with these super hero stockings. You may as well draw chiseled facial features on your knees because these pop-socks with capelettes are totally perfect for your mismatched lower limbs. The divine Pride look du jour is naked all over apart from caped batman sockies, accompanied by your twinkier friend who is only donned in the sidekick Robin equivalent.
You guys will super-troop around the parade like you are the super shit, and if you need to get the hell out of there when you’ve seen your 100th drag queen in a fluffy loufer-dress, you can always don your batmobile scates and flap off to the safety of your totally-not-gay cave…together…no homo!
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!! OMG, VELOUR GALORE: Astrid Anderson SS ’14 !!

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Oh gees, I love a man in lace; tells me that he’s delicate and he will have the most ornate tan lines come mid-summer.
Astrid Anderson’s SS ’14 presentation -which walked this week at London Collections: Men– asked questions around masculinity; presenting lacy chest-hugging mountain training tops in white alongside plush mint & marsh green velour Mafiosa tracksuits.
Jump below to see more pieces from the collection, including beige rubber tanks, frumpy L.L.Bean-esque adventure dad-sandals and all things paired with the Men’s accessory du jour; the PERSPIRING VASELINE FACIAL…activewear for the man with flare.

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!! OMG, TOTAL ELITISM ! : Prancing Elites !!


If like me you hate those pretty white popular bitches from the cheerleading squad and hate team B cheer leaders even worse because they think they are top notch even though you could dance-shite all over their crispy perms but they wouldn’t let you in because you’re a Mr-male and sort of like to make up your own moves anyway so whatever.
…well then you better hope the Prancing Elites’ all black all male cheerleading squad have a team B for BOW-LEGGED FRECKLY WHITE GIRLS because if that exists then I’m the head lady in that pompom squadron and we have like thousands of croquette championships to crump at, so sign up.
Before you do though, please do watch and learn from Prancing Elites’ tutorial video as a number of their routine moves will be stolen and re-imagined for the croquette crowd.
Team B team name…?…’THE CRINKLE CRUNCH CRUNK CRUMPIN’ CREW !’
Our motto…?…“Eat it up !”
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