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!! OMG, hitting rock bottom: Gay-for-pay adult gay film star Johnny Rapid arrested for beating his girlfriend outside of a bowling alley !!

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Over 80-time power bottom, gay-4-pay adult film star, Johnny Rapid, was arrested this week after he choked his girlfriend and knocked her to the ground outside of a Georgia bowling alley after she refused to coax a 14 year old Asian female they met there to join them for sex. (WOWZA. There was just wayyy too much class in that sentence to handle!)
The couple then left the bowling alley together but began arguing in the car. Rapid stopped the car and started hitting his girlfriend again. Once home, Rapid asked his mother for a gun (UM, WUT!?) before leaving the house as his girlfriend called the cops on him.
Johnny’s girlfriend had red marks on her lips, swollen eyes, broken fingernail, blood on her right ear lobe where her earring had been torn out. She also suffered pain from a lump found behind her right ear. She attempted to retract her statement and asked the officer to forget everything because she ‘made them up’, leading them to believe that Rapid called and threatened her. Johnny was arrested charged with assault based on his girlfriend’s visible injuries.
He recently made headlines with MEN.com when he released a video offering Justin Bieber $2 Million dollars in exchange for having sex with him on film. Unfortunately, God has different plans for Johnny, and it looks as if a bunch of Georgia inmates have had their prayers answered… Don’t drop the soap!
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!! OMG, a candidate we can really get behind! Adult film star Nikki Benz is running for Mayor of Toronto !!

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BRAZZERS adult film star Nikki Benz is fed up with Toronto’s racist, sexist, homophobic crackhead mayor Rob Ford. Nikki has always been very giving and is known for taking things… erm… upon herself since coming up in the scene within the adult industry, but this time she’s set out to fix the city Toronto and lend her skill set to turning their fair city around! YASS!

Benz, star of Meet The F*ckers 6 and Take No Prisoners, told the Toronto Sun: “I can do a great job at running the city. If Rob Ford can do it, I can do it.” Let’s be fair, she’s probably right. Benz has pledged to make May 7 National Masturbation Day (although how this is to be celebrated is unclear) and vows that her election as mayor will generate huge profits for the Canadian city. And, of course, massive publicity for her body of work.

What a hot bitch! She’s got our vote simply by existing. Infact, Nikki if you’re in Toronto — lets go for drinks! I have some hot straight friends you can “speak with” about your presidency and stuff. You’re like the new OLabia Chow!
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!! OMG, “That guy looks like me!”: Straight Guys React To Gay Adult Films !!

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These straight guys took some time out of their busy schedules to weigh-in on some hardcore gay adult films. They’re really great sports about it even though their reactions vary from terrified — to completely in awe! Check out some of their hilarious reactions below! It’s kind of NSFW!

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