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!! OMG, Ahh Am AUWTRAYGED And APPAOWLED!! Drag dance group The Prancing Elites makes redneck squirm at Alabama Christmas Parade !!

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Just sit back a relax this Christmas, because our fight to deliver THE GAY AGENDA is being taken care of on the frontlines of Alabama, and you don’t even have to lift a pinky!
The Prancing Elites are an all-male gay dance group who were approved to perform at The Semmes Christmas Parade, but when they turned up to do their thing and spread some holiday glamour, some hillbillies lost their shit and spewed out hot quotes like this:

I was outraged and appalled. I never expect anything like this at the Semmes Christmas parade. If they were gonna put this kind of activity in the parade, they should have notified the people of Semmes so that we had a choice whether we wanted our children to attend and see something like that.

There really is nothing better than making a redneck with a poorman’s Reese Witherspoon twang and a bad Kate Gossellin wig clutch their pearls over some fierce draggy dance choreo. This news video is like porn for John Waters. Check it out below, and help spread the love and buy these bitches some new glitter and go-go boots over at their KICKSTARTER to fulfill their Xmas wish!

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!! OMG, boos & booze: Footage of real-live ghost robbing liquor store in Alabama !!


When the Anniston Police Department in Alabama were alerted to a robbery of a local liquor store last week, they got a ghoulish surprise! After arriving at the scene of the crime, police discovered that the store’s video surveillance camera revealed some paranormal activity!
Thankfully, no one was possessed, slimed, or hurt during the robbery, — though the ghost did make off with a tonne of Skinny Girl Margarita, Rasberry Freezie Rev, and a bunch of Bailey’s Irish Cream. (The police still have yet to capture the entity responsible.)
Lock your liquor cabinets tonight, folks! Say a prayer because this monster is still on the loose!
[via wmbfnews]

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